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  • Equality Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports!

    Equality FTW! Nike Launches ‘DISRESPECT’ Ad Campaign with Megan Rapinoe, Calling For Equal Treatment of Men and Women Footballers

    April 21, 2021 - By Dave

    It’s about time! Finally women in sport are getting their dues and Nike has just proved it. The international sports giant has just released an ad campaign with US Womens Soccer Superstar Megan Rapinoe that calls for equal treatment of men and women in sport. Named ‘DISRESPECT’, the new sleuth of ads aim to level the playing field and encourage…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Quiz! - Russia Alert!!

    Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was Just Transferred to A Prison Hospital! What Colour Do You Think His Body Is Now?

    April 20, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Science Alert! - Sex Alert!!

    Get His Engine Humming pt.2: 3 Articles Debunking Examples of Irreducible Complexity to Tell Him About in Bed That Will Drive Him Wild

    April 19, 2021 - By Dave

    If yesterday’s sizzling post about 5 frequently cited examples of Irreducible complexity to mention to him in bed didn’t get his propeller spinning out of control, then today’s is sure to. If you want to get your man’s wheels spinning in reverse and smelling like burnt rubber as you’re both tarnishing each other’s groins making God disappointed, here are 3 articles debunking…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Science Alert! - Sex Alert!!

    Get His Engine Humming: 5 Frequently Cited Examples of Irreducible Complexity By Intelligent Designers to Mention to Him in Bed That Will Drive Him Wild

    April 18, 2021 - By Dave

    1. The bacterial flagellum   2. The mouse trap   3. The Eye   4. The watch   5. Blood clotting

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  • Animal Alert! - Chunkyism - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    Local Dumbass Dog Once Again Doesn’t Even Realise It’s His Birthday

    April 16, 2021 - By Dave

    SITGES, SPAIN–Although his human owners have been anticipating this day for weeks now, for the 6th straight year local dumbass dog Chunky doesn’t even realise that today is his birthday. Despite the fact that April 16th is the day his owner celebrates his birthday every year (and the date is only a rough estimate noted down by the Dog shelter…

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  • Animal Alert! - Chunkyism - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Quiz!

    Quiz: It’s Your Dog’s Birthday! Can You Get Him A Present That Won’t Disappoint?

    April 16, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Marriage Alert! - News alert!! - Quiz! - Sports!

    Quiz: Pick Your Favourite Athlete in the History of Discus Throw to Reveal if You are in a Child Marriage!

    April 14, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Animal Alert! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    4 Great Grey Slug Couples You May Or May Not Know Are Together in 2021

    April 14, 2021 - By Dave

    Great grey slugs may only mate once or twice in their whole lives. And because they can fertilise their own eggs, some never even do at all. But despite the lack of required nookie, it doesn’t mean romance in the slug world is dead. There are still some great grey slug couples humping their damp slimy brains out. Here are 4…

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  • Coronavirus! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Travel alert!!

    Here Are 6 Stupid Photos of Dumb Intersections From Around The World Because Travel is a Stupid Thing That You Only Do If You Want To Be An Idiot

    April 13, 2021 - By Dave

    For over a year now, across the globe, international travel has been all but ruled out. But who needs it anyway? Why do we really need to go into an aeroplane and then leave the aeroplane and then go back on an aeroplane before just ending up back home asleep in your own closet anyway. No thanks. Travel is a…

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  • Animal Alert! - Fuckin' Get Into It - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports!

    This Weekend’s 4 Best World Cup European Qualifying Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The Pitch

    March 27, 2021 - By Dave

    It’s just over 14,442 hours until kick off at the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022, and this week has seen the beginning of the road for all 55 European nations hoping to take part at the first ever FIFA World Cup held in the Middle East. Although the global pandemic brought on by the novel coronavirus has lead to all games being played behind…

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