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  • ¡POR FAVOR SEÑOR! - The World Cup - USA-MEXICO-CANADA 2026 - World Cup 2026 - World Cup Alert!!

    Here you have, my fiends!… MY GUIDE TO THE BEST SPORTS, MUSIC, FOODS, COMEDY AND WRITING AND PEOPLE IN ALL 16 HOST CITIES IN 2026 FIFA WORLDS CUP IN UNITED STATES AMERICA, CANADIA & MECXICO!

    January 22, 2026 - By Dave

    Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers…

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  • Europe Alert!! - Qatar 2022! - Russia Alert!! - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!! - World Cup Team Profile Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | RUSSIA: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    April 12, 2022 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup is only about 8…

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  • Adventure Ahoy - Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!!

    Adventure Ahoy: You’re in Moscow, Russia. Can You Have a Nice Time?

    May 24, 2021 - By Dave

    It’s taken me a shitload of time to finish, but finally, here’s the latest Adventure Ahoy! You’re in Moscow. Can you have a nice time? Click the image below to find out!

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Soccer!

    It’s Russia Week! The First UEFA 2022 World Cup Qualifying Weekend’s 4 Best Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Have Been If They Had To Have Been Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The Pitch

    May 23, 2021 - By Dave

    On the eve of the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contained the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 6. The First UEFA 2022 World Cup Qualifying Weekend’s 4 Best  Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would  Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week! Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was Just Transferred to A Prison Hospital! What Colour Do You Think His Body Is Now?

    May 22, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 5. Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was Just Transferred to A Prison Hospital! What Colour Do You Think His Body Is Now?   Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - On Tolstoy - Russia Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week: What A Slip-Up: Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky Station Just Released A New Ad Campaign Using Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna Karenina To Promote The Idea That Great Things Like Finding True Love Can Happen To You At The Station, But They Clearly Forgot To Read To The End Of The Book Where She Decides To Lie Down Under One Of The Trains And Get Her Skull Flattened

    May 21, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 4. With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Tolstoy Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week! And Here’s a Flashback to When The Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through Moscow To Honour The Great And Unmatched Length Of Leo Tolstoy’s Books

    May 20, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 3. Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through Moscow To Honour The Great And Unmatched Length Of Leo Tolstoy’s Books   Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Soccer! - Sports!

    It’s Russia Week: Here Are Pics of the Russian Premier League Because You Know, Why Not? It’s a Free Country So Yeah, Text It, K? Bye!

    May 19, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 2. Fucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Music Alert! - Russia Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week! So Here’s Slash and The Balalaika, One of the Instruments He Actually Wanted To Use For His November Rain Solos

    May 18, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 1. Party Pooper: These Are The Instruments Slash Wanted To Play Ahead Of The Guitar For His Epic Solos In November Rain But Axl…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Quiz! - Russia Alert!!

    Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was Just Transferred to A Prison Hospital! What Colour Do You Think His Body Is Now?

    April 20, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Tolstoy - Russia Alert!!

    What A Slip-Up: Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky Station Just Released A New Ad Campaign Using Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna Karenina To Promote The Idea That Great Things Like Finding True Love Can Happen To You At The Station, But They Clearly Forgot To Read To The End Of The Book Where She Decides To Lie Down Under One Of The Trains And Get Her Skull Flattened

    May 5, 2019 - By Dave

    Yikes! Someone didn’t do their homework! The team behind Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky station have just released a new ad campaign highlighting the fact that if Leo Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna Karenina could meet her dream man at the station, anyone can. The problem is that they clearly didn’t read to the end of the story where she also succumbs to her torturous,…

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