Dave Martin | Sports + stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, and you? I am fine thankyou. I am live in Espain now for over 6 years and I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? YOu listen me! I explain you! Are you worry about your doggy? Is your dog to you most important thing like…
Having a nightmare where your dog is run over by car and then subsequently dies in your arms can be a horrifying experience. But even though it’s happened to you once, luckily, there are steps you can take to not only prevent it from happening in real life, but also from even ever having to learn the catastrophic news that…
SITGES, SPAIN–Although his human owners have been anticipating this day for weeks now, for the 6th straight year local dumbass dog Chunky doesn’t even realise that today is his birthday. Despite the fact that April 16th is the day his owner celebrates his birthday every year (and the date is only a rough estimate noted down by the Dog shelter…
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Although his human owner and his girlfriend have been anticipating this day for a week or so now, local dumbass dog, Chunky doesn’t even realise that today is his birthday. Despite the fact that April 16th is the day his owner celebrates his birthday every year (and the date is only a rough estimate noted down by the Dog…
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Houston, we have a broken dog! Occasionally there’s times when things makes sense, but this is not one of those times. Just because 100% of things are different for local Spanish dog Chunky, his behaviour is, for some fucking weird reason, slightly different and more anxious. Come on, local Spanish dog, get your shit together, buddy. I mean, what…
CUNIT, SPAIN–Proving once and for all that dogs are indeed as intelligent as humans, local Spanish dog Chunky instigated a dogfight Thursday, almost psychotically murdering another dog over a 3cm X 4cm rock that lay on the shore of a local beach. Locals are lauding Chunky for his insane near-canicide of another innocent dog, especially for its remarkable historical accuracy in…
This is what I come home to every day… Chunky couldn’t give a shit if a lesson I tried to teach bombed today, or that they’ve just completely changed the format of the test I’m preparing students for and it’s super annoying. Animals, and especially pets, couldn’t care less that there was this annoying customer at work today, or that you…
The point of writing (whether just for yourself or publishing it) is to document what you do, why you did it, and then reflect on it to see how it went. And it’s also to make sense of the mess. Your mind is full of random thoughts, things people said to you 6 minutes ago, 13 years ago, 4 seconds…
This was Chunky after rolling around in the sand down the local beach today: But you think he gives a fuck he has sand all over his face and between his eyeball sockets, looking like some bread crumb-covered weirdo? He couldn’t give a fuck. There’s a reason that our eyeball sockets have stayed in the exact same place since caveman times,…