Dave Martin | Sports + stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers…
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Historically, the United States has been one of the toughest countries for emigrants to relocate to. That has just changed today though, with the US State Department, together with the Department of Immigration and the Department of Defense announcing that they have just introduced a new pathway for foreigners to gain residency in USA. Named the Drone Strike Condolence…
***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 moons…
SAN SALVADOR, EL SALVADOR–The nation of El Salvador has become the first in the world to officially adopt Bitcoin as legal tender. The groundbreaking move now makes it possible for women who were victims of rape or incest to use the fledgling cryptocurrency to pay for backstreet illegal abortions, DIY home abortion equipment, funeral arrangements for themselves in the event of…
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-Iconic 90s grunge band Nirvana are being sued by Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself, who as an infant at the time, featured on the cover of their 1991 album Nevermind. Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself is alleging the band, along with their producers and record label, violated several child pornography laws with the use of his…
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Several people at Kabul International airport yesterday were seen not wearing masks and ignoring social distancing guidelines while they attempted to board their flight. The travellers were spotted on the tarmac and had no obvious reason for not following COVID-19 protocols. SMH, so selfish. Several fellow travellers at the airport immediately noticed the people in question blatantly shirking public health recommendations…
***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022*** MONG KOK, HONG KONG–Back in August 2020, Laos bowed out of World Cup qualification…
***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** *If you’d like to know what the gloglympics are actually all about (or just need…
