Let’s face it, staying in a mediocre, uninteresting and mundane relationship isn’t easy. It takes a terrifying fear of being alone, a paralysing dread of being single again, a generous sprinkling of self-loathing as well as a good amount of disrespect and disgust of your partner. Think you’ve got all that, hotshot? Well, take the quiz and find out!  

QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA–A local man today had his divorce approved by the Family Court of Queensland and–not surprisingly–was immediately tossed into the garbage pit of other gross divorced humans to fester for the rest of his days as a disgusting abomination of tragic, repulsive, unattractive wretchedness. The Pit, which is home to all divorcees across the world, is known as the…

Forget all your misconceptions about married couples and how active (or inactive) their sex lives are, because this is going to shock you to your core! Despite the cliché that wedding bells are a death knell for a couple’s sex life, a survey of 2600 married couples across Oregon, USA reported that in actual fact, not only do 99.7% of couples report having…