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Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers…
After you drop food on the ground, a spot where COVID-19 is confirmed, does the 5-second rule apply (if you then want to keep eating it)? I wasn’t sure so I asked 27 Doctors if it does! None of them have replied yet (I did it via email and also by yelling), but stay tuned!!
If yesterday’s sizzling post about 5 frequently cited examples of Irreducible complexity to mention to him in bed didn’t get his propeller spinning out of control, then today’s is sure to. If you want to get your man’s wheels spinning in reverse and smelling like burnt rubber as you’re both tarnishing each other’s groins making God disappointed, here are 3 articles debunking…
1. The bacterial flagellum 2. The mouse trap 3. The Eye 4. The watch 5. Blood clotting
SUNSHINE COAST, AUSTRALIA– In a study published this morning in the Australia Journal of Science, scientists’ initial findings that ‘HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK ME FUCK ON PISS AND SHIT ON DICK’ were unfounded. Area man Dave Martin had been preparing his application for his dream job with American news source The Onion for weeks, and last night, 11pm Australian time, as…
Get ready to hear something you already know, because scientists have proved that all bad things that ever happen only happen to you. According to a new study published in American Journal of Science, it was found that you, your age, and from where you’re from, are the only person in the world that has bad things happen to them. After an…