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Welcome to my daily Eurlo 2020 Wrap. Here’s what happened on Day 4. You’re very welcome.
Monday 14 June
Group D: Team William McCrum 👴🏻 0 – 2 🇨🇿 Seriously We Are Never Going To Do Anything Better Than Winning The European Championships With The Original Panenka (No One Is) Team (15:00, Hampden Park, Glasgow)
🇨🇿 Schick 42′, 🇨🇿 Schick 52′
Czech Republic’s Patrik Schick chips Scotland keeper David Marshall from the Tatry Mountains
Group E: The Team Who Have United Northern Ireland and Republic Of Ireland 🇸🇰 2 – 1 🇵🇱 Team GLARGLOMORK (18:00, Saint Petersburg Stadium, Saint Petersburg)
🇸🇰 Szczesny (OG) 18′, 🇵🇱 Linetty 46′, 🇸🇰 Skriniar 69′
📕 Krychowiak 62′
Poland’s performance in today’s 2-1 loss to Slovakia
Group E: Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012 🇪🇸 0 – 0 🇸🇪 Team Wait Where The Fuck is Zlatan Is Zlatan Not Playing? Fuck (21:00, Stadium La Cartuja, Seville)
Spain’s 0-0 draw with Sweden was the best possible result for Team GLARGLOMORK.
Day 5’s Upcoming Fixtures:
Tuesday 15 June
Group F: Red Team That Totally Blew Their Only Chance To Win Something 67 Years Ago🇭🇺 🇵🇹 Red Team (18:00, National Stadium, Bucharest)
Group F: Blue Team 🇫🇷 🇩🇪 White Team (21:00, Football Arena, Munich)