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2 Days To Go: My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: The Team Who Have Finally United Northern Ireland and Republic Of Ireland ***Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything***

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Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 2 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.

Today we continue our team previews with The Team Who Have United Northern Ireland and Republic Of Ireland, qualifying for their 2nd straight Eurlo Championship.

The Team Who Have Finally United Northern Ireland and Republic Of Ireland

After hundreds of years (probably) of conflict, this team has managed to do something no amount of diplomacy, negotiation and bloodshed has managed to do–united the people of both Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland. By defeating both those nations, respectively, in the semi-finals and final of the Euro 2020 playoffs, The Team Who Have United Northern Ireland and Republic Of Ireland have given both citizens of Northern Ireland and Republic Ireland something to come together on–their hate for Slovakia.

One to watch: Mramlek Hamslek

Mramlek Hamslek

Driver License no.: The best one

House Address: A good one

Children: For

Adults: Against

My prediction: They’ve united both Irelands but unfortunately have not been able to united two entities much closer to home, Slovakia and Czechia. So expect this absence of any self-awareness and confusion about what should matter more to bite them in the ass and send them packing at the group stage.

Result: Out at group stage, bottom of group, because Poland’s going to fuck them up, strong time