Month: May 2019

Spoiler Alert: Here Are My Ten Predictions For The Game of Thrones Finale Even Though I Haven’t Watched The Show Before And All I Know About It Is That There’s A Guy Called John Snow And Some White-Haired Woman Who People Seem To Like In ItSpoiler Alert: Here Are My Ten Predictions For The Game of Thrones Finale Even Though I Haven’t Watched The Show Before And All I Know About It Is That There’s A Guy Called John Snow And Some White-Haired Woman Who People Seem To Like In It

May 18, 2019May 18, 2019| DaveDave|

Wow! Can you believe it? Game of Thrones, HBO’s epic series about being angry in the snow,  is coming to an end! What an incredible eight (or nine?) seasons it’s been, am

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Local Man Se Dice: “Yo Hablo El Español Perfectamente. Vale, Venga, Proxima Idioma Porfa. Ahora Estoy Listo Que Aprender Catalá.”Local Man Se Dice: “Yo Hablo El Español Perfectamente. Vale, Venga, Proxima Idioma Porfa. Ahora Estoy Listo Que Aprender Catalá.”

May 15, 2019May 15, 2019| DaveDave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN– Having mastered the official language of Spain, local man Dave Martin’s Spanish is so fucking incredible already after living in Spain for only 3 months that he’s saying “Okay,

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What A Slip-Up: Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky Station Just Released A New Ad Campaign Using Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna Karenina To Promote The Idea That Great Things Like Finding True Love Can Happen To You At The Station, But They Clearly Forgot To Read To The End Of The Book Where She Decides To Lie Down Under One Of The Trains And Get Her Skull FlattenedWhat A Slip-Up: Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky Station Just Released A New Ad Campaign Using Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna Karenina To Promote The Idea That Great Things Like Finding True Love Can Happen To You At The Station, But They Clearly Forgot To Read To The End Of The Book Where She Decides To Lie Down Under One Of The Trains And Get Her Skull Flattened

May 5, 2019May 5, 2019| DaveDave|

Yikes! Someone didn’t do their homework! The team behind Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky station have just released a new ad campaign highlighting the fact that if Leo Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna

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Go Barça Go, or Whatever: Local Spanish Man Definitely Not Hoping Barcelona Smash Liverpool Tonight But Then Lose On Aggregate So He’s Not Forced To Decide Between Forking Over A Fucking Shit Ton For A Champions League Final Ticket Or Missing Out On Being ThereGo Barça Go, or Whatever: Local Spanish Man Definitely Not Hoping Barcelona Smash Liverpool Tonight But Then Lose On Aggregate So He’s Not Forced To Decide Between Forking Over A Fucking Shit Ton For A Champions League Final Ticket Or Missing Out On Being There

May 1, 2019May 1, 2019| DaveDave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Much like the quarter finals, local Spanish man, Dave Martin is definitely not hoping at all that Barcelona absolutely rend Liverpool at the Camp Nou tonight, preferably 3 or

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