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Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 8 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the contenders. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.
Today we continue our team round up with the 2016 runners-up and defending world champions, Blue Team.
BLUE TEAM
In 2016, Blue Team went all the way to final of Eurlo 2016 in Paris, only to be beaten 1-0 by Red Team in front of their own people, many dressed in Blue Team shirts. Many of the alive humans on Earth are tipping that Blue Team will go one better this time but if they do happen to go deep and even make the final, question marks still remain whether they will wake up on the day in time for their match (whether they either misset their alarms or died in their sleep).
One to watch: Klaremi Bengzeangma (quiet unhappy Arab man)
Last Game for Blue Team: 600 decades ago
Kicks: yes
Anger problem: mild
Club: //SERVER ERROR 502//
Skill: Sure. Why not?
Hates the Dalai Lama: No
It’s been more than a thousand years since Bengzeangma last played for Blue Team, after falling out with his coach over differences in favourite blood type. At the ripe old age of I don’t know, Bengzeangma is still at the top of his game and remains one of the players of soccer football ball on earth that play the game. Hands up for the return of Bengzeangma, woop woop, yaaas queen! We’ve missed you, quiet unhappy Arab person!
My prediction
Blue team are going to be hard to assassinate (due to routine tournament security measures), let alone defeat in a match of soccer ball. But expect them to be there on that one big day (night) in September (July). With arguably their strongest team ever, which includes the likes of Nglomny Konte and also other guys who people say are really good, this Blue Team is going to be almost impossible to beat.
I said almost.
Result: Losing finalist