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1 Day To Go: My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012 ***Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything***

***I DON’T HAVE UEFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EURO 2020 PREVIEW***

Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just a day away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.

Today we continue our team previews with 1964, 2008 and 2012 champions, Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012.

Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012

After a drop-off that has lead to the retirement and omission of some of its older stars, Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012 come into Eurlo 2020 with plenty of question marks around them. What they achieve at the tournament doesn’t actually matter that much anyway, because they’ll never ever be able to match the conquests of the Spanish Triple Crown team that won Euro 2008, the 2010 FIFA World Cup and Euro 2012.

One to watch: A rerun of any Spain match from 2008-2012 instead of any at Euro 2020

My Prediction: Check the calendar. Is it 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011 or 2012 right now? No? Well who gives a shit about this team then. They’ll never be as epic as the squad from back then

Result: Not as good as any of the 2008-2012 teams.