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Welcome to my daily Eurlo 2020 Wrap. Here’s what happened on Day 13. You’re welcome.
Day 13
Wednesday 23 June
Group E: The Team Who Have United Northern Ireland and Republic Of Ireland 🇸🇰 0 – 5 🇪🇸 Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012 (Stadium La Cartuja, Seville)
🇪🇸 Dubravka (OG) 30′,🇪🇸 Laporte 45 + 3′,🇪🇸 Sarabia 56′,🇪🇸 Torres 67′,🇪🇸 Kucka (OG) 71′
Group E: Team Wait Where The Fuck is Zlatan Is Zlatan Not Playing? Fuck 🇸🇪 3 – 2 🇵🇱 Team GLARGLOMORK (18:00, Saint Petersburg Stadium, Saint Petersburg)
🇸🇪 Forsberg 2′, 🇸🇪 Forsberg 59′, 🇵🇱 Lewandowski 61′, 🇵🇱 Lewandowski 84′,🇸🇪 Claesson 90 + 3′
Poland’s result vs Sweden today, sending them out of the tournament
*Sweden and Spain qualify for second round
Group F: White Team 🇩🇪 2 -2 🇭🇺 Red Team That Totally Blew Their Only Chance To Win Something 67 Years Ago (18:00, Football Arena, Munich)
🇭🇺 Szalai 11′,🇩🇪 Havertz 66′,🇭🇺 Schafer 68′,🇩🇪 Goretzka 84′
Group F: Red Team 🇵🇹 2 -2 🇫🇷 Blue Team (21:00, Puskás Aréna, Budapest)
🇵🇹 Ronaldo (P) 30′,🇫🇷 Benzema (P) 45 + 2′,🇫🇷 Benzema 47′,🇵🇹 Ronaldo (P) 60′,
*France, Portugal and Germany qualify for second round
Day 14’s Upcoming Matches
Second Round – Saturday 26 June
Red Dragon Flag Team 🐲 🇩🇰 Ineligible Team (18:00, Cruff Arena, Amsterdam)
Blue Team That Should Be Green, White and/or Red Team 🇮🇹 🇦🇹 Please Don’t Think of Hitler When You Watch Us Play Come On Move on Please Team (21:00, Wembley Stadium, London)