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Welcome to my daily Eurlo 2020 Wrap. Here’s what happened on Day 11. You’re welcome.
Day 11
Monday 21 June
Group C: Goran Pandev Team (And Nation) 🇲🇰 0 – 3 🇳🇱 Team That’s Waiting For Jaap Stam’s Euro 2000 Penalty To Return to Earth from the Andromeda Galaxy Before It Starts Trying Again (18:00, Amsterdam Arena, Amsterdam)
🇳🇱 Depay 24′,🇳🇱 Wijnaldum 51′, 🇳🇱 Wijnaldum 58′
Group C: Yellow Team 🇺🇦 0 – 1 🇦🇹 Please Don’t Think of Hitler When You Watch Us Play Come On Move on Please Team (18:00, National Stadium, Bucharest)
🇦🇹 Baumgartner 21′
*Netherlands and Austria qualify for Second Round
Group B: Team We Got Your Map Right Here, Ukraine 🇷🇺 1 – 4 🇩🇰 Ineligible Team (21:00, Parken, Copenhagen)
🇩🇰 Daamsgard 39′,🇩🇰 Poulson 58′, 🇷🇺 Dzuba (P) 70′, 🇩🇰 Christensen 79′,🇩🇰 Maehle 82′
After full-time in Copenhagen, the Danish team gather round the Danish team manager while he waits here to get the final result in the Belgium-Finland result on his phone. Eventually he did and hurrah, Denmark would be going through, after losing its first 2 games and picking up only 3 points from the group stage! They face Wales this weekend in the second round.
Group B: Hark! A Magical, Mystical Team Descends Upon Foreign Shores From A Mythical Land Way Beyond Yonder, Hark! 🇫🇮 0 – 2 🇧🇪 Boring Ass Red Team (Group B) (21:00, Saint Petersburg, Saint Petersburg)
🇧🇪 Hradecky (OG) 74′, 🇧🇪 Lukaku 81′
*Belgium and Denmark qualify for Second Round
Day 12’s Upcoming Matches
Tuesday 22 June
Group D: Seriously We Are Never Going To Do Anything Better Than Winning The European Championships With The Original Panenka (No One Is) Team 🇨🇿 White Team That Every Time Is Going to Win It All 🏥 (21:00, Wembley Stadium, London)
Group D: Still Not Over the Break Up And Just Feels Like A Big Loser Team 🇭🇷 👴🏻 Team William McCrum (21:00, Hampden, Glasgow)