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Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 6 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.
Today we continue our team previews with Group A’s Boring Ass Red Team and Group B’s Boring Ass Red Team. The reason they’re grouped together? Well, no one anywhere gives a flying fuck about either of the teams so fuck it.
Boring Ass Red Team and Other Boring Ass Red Team
Go ahead, try and think of one person who gives a fuck about the fortunes of either of these teams. You see, you can’t. I knew one guy who cared about Other Boring Ass Red Team, but I haven’t spoken to him in about 6 years so maybe he’s even joined the rest of us now, on the Like-I-Give-A-Fuck express. So I’m just going to skip through this preview because seriously, it’s fucking Boring Ass Red Team and Other Boring Ass Red Team. Fuck ’em.
One to watch: Klurgin DeBroigner and who the fuck the knows and who the fuck cares from Boring Ass Red Team
