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Welcome to my daily Eurlo 2020 Wrap. Here’s what happened on Day 10. You’re welcome.
Day 10
Sunday 20 June
Group A: Blue Team That Should Be Green, White and/or Red Team 🇮🇹 1 – 0 🐲 Red Dragon Flag Team (18:00, Stadio Olimpico, Rome)
🇮🇹 Pessina 39′
Group A: Boring Ass Red Team (Group A) 🇨🇭 3 -1 🇹🇳 Semi-finalist Red Team (18:00, Olympic Stadium, Baku)
🇨🇭 Seferovic 6′, 🇨🇭 Shaqiri 26′, 🇹🇳 Kahveci 62′, 🇨🇭 Shaqiri 68′
The Turkish team following their feeble final group game loss to Switezerland, capping off a trash tournament for them on all levels
*Italy and Switzerland qualify for the second round in 1st and 2nd position respectively. Wales, with 4 points, finish third and hope to be one of the 4 third-place teams to progress.
Day 11’s Upcoming Matches
Monday 21 June
Group C: Goran Pandev Team (And Nation) 🇲🇰 🇳🇱 Team That’s Waiting For Jaap Stam’s Euro 2000 Penalty To Return to Earth from the Andromeda Galaxy Before It Starts Trying Again (18:00, Amsterdam Arena, Amsterdam)
Group C: Yellow Team 🇺🇦 🇦🇹 Please Don’t Think of Hitler When You Watch Us Play Come On Move on Please Team (18:00, National Stadium, Bucharest)
Group B: Team We Got Your Map Right Here, Ukraine 🇷🇺 🇩🇰 Ineligible Team (21:00, Parken, Copenhagen)
Group B: Hark! A Magical, Mystical Team Descends Upon Foreign Shores From A Mythical Land Way Beyond Yonder, Hark! 🇫🇮 🇧🇪 Boring Ass Red Team (Group B) (21:00, Saint Petersburg, Saint Petersburg)