Dave Martin

***I DON’T HAVE UEFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EURO 2020 PREVIEW***

Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 3 hours away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.

Today we continue our team previews with Goran Pandev Team (And Nation), which is making its debut at a major international tournament.

Goran Pandev Team (And Nation)

Thanks to Goran Pandev, Goran Pandev Team (And Nation) have Goran Pandev to thank for everything ever that has occurred, been obtained, won, gained, stolen, seen, heard or eaten. Not only has Goran Pandev been responsible for 100% of this team’s (and nation’s) success, but he also scored the goal in the playoff final in Tbilisi to take the country and team he owns through to their first ever international competition.

(The Only) One to watch: Goran Pandev

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Appearances: 100 billion

Goals: 300 billion (100 billion hat-tricks)

Assists: 100 billion

Goran Pandev: Goran Pandev

My Prediction: Even though Goran Pandev has achieved every there is to achieve as a soccer player, a man, a businessman, a scholar, a mechanic and a god, Goran Pandev Team (And Nation) will probably lack an adequate amount of Goran Pandevs to safely advance to the next stage. As all other teams in the tournament have a combined total of 0 Goran Pandev’s, Goran Pandev Team (And Nation) might just be able to eek out enough Goran Pandev to progress to Goran Pandev.

Result: Goran Pandev