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My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: White Team That Every Time Is Going To Win It All (Group D) ***Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything***

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Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 3 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.

Today we continue our team previews with the red-hot favourite, and a shoe-in to be champions, White Team That Every Time Is Going to Win It All.

White Team That Is Always Going To Win It All

For the 2434th consecutive international tournament, White Team That Every Time Is Going To Win It All is once again favoured to be champions. With an impressive (as always) qualifying campaign, once again the team should easily take home the Henri Delaunay Trophy.

One to watch: Doesn’t matter. They’ve already won it. They’ve done it!

My prediction: Ladies and gentlemen, your Euro 2020 Champions, White Team That Every Time Is Going To Win It All!

Result: Champions, of course. Piece of piss really.