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Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 11 hours away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.
Today we continue our team previews with Hark! A Magical, Mystical Team Descends Upon Foreign Shores From A Mythical Land Way Beyond Yonder, Hark!, one of two debutants at the Eurlo championships.
Hark! A Magical, Mystical Team Descends Upon Foreign Shores From A Mythical Land Way Beyond Yonder, Hark!
Look out! After an ethereal qualifying campaign lifted straight from another world, Keep your eyes peeled, as Hark! A Magical, Mystical Team Descends Upon Foreign Shores From A Mythical Land Way Beyond Yonder, Hark! have qualified for their first ever major tournament. But alas, what shall one expect from a team summoned to Eurlo 2020 from a location we can only imagine. Is it from space? Is it from the nether regions of the sea? Mark their words, it is time for this team to grace us with their preternatural presence.
One to watch: The much-fabled and nare-sighted monster named Pukki
My prediction: Shall I dare to forebring the premonition of a second round progression from this clan of supernatural soccer monsters? I shall. Yes I shall. Hark, I implore thee! Hark! And heed my call.
Result: Second round and adreaming for further glee they should send us! Oh they shall!