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MY SAY By Brian McGarnickle We don’t often get into politics here at Why You Do It, but these are things we perfectly understand: • That the military, security, economical, social and political actions of the most powerful nation in the world is at the whim of one single man; • All the complexities of zeitgeist we…
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MY SAY By Dave Martin A month ago, my divorce was provisionally approved, making me a soon-to-be-divorced man and consequently meaning I deserved to be thrown into the Pit Of Disgusting Divorced Garbage Humans. And today, a month and a day later, it became official, meaning I am now legally divorced. And yeah, I know what you’re thinking:…
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NEW ORLEANS, LA–Citing remarkable findings just released today, research scientists at LSU have confirmed that you are the first person ever to be going through the thing you’re going through right now. Monitoring the trials, challenges and difficulties of every person who ever lived, and every person alive today, the research team found that nobody–in the 195,000 year history of homo…
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MOSCOW, RUSSIA– The federal government of Russia has officially called an annual parade through the streets of Moscow to celebrate the wondrous word length of Leo Tolstoy’s books. Tolstoy, arguably the writer whose publications contain the most words and pages ever, will be honoured throughout the streets of Moscow later this year on November 22nd, the date of the incredibly long author’s death…
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