On death – Dave Martin

Family mourns man who met partner exactly when he was perfectly ready, got and lost his job when perfectly ready, partner left him when perfectly ready and ultimately died exact moment he was ready

It Unclear Whether Local Corpse Liked Her Own Funeral (Or Even If Thought It Okay)

SANTA FE, TX–Following a highly-elaborate service that cost over $11,000, it is not clear whether recently deceased and local corpse Trish Walker liked her own […]

Running Out The Clock: 11 Things to Do While You Wait to Die

Getting conceived as a result of your mother and father making the naked sex into each other, and then being pushed through your mum’s cervix and […]

Uh-Oh: Is Being Alive Killing You? – New Study Links Life, Living, Being Alive to Increased Risk of Death

In a new study conducted by University of Wisconsin-Madison, researchers have discovered evidence that a major cause of death is the act of being alive. The […]

Could death possibly be a boat? – On the absurdity of: Death and the absurd but brilliant philosophy of: Rosencrantz & Guildernstern [pt.4]

This is part 4 in a series on the absurd but brilliant philosophy of Rosencrantz and Guildernstern in Rosencrantz & Guildernstern are Dead. Here’s the rest, […]

The past can be an indicator of the present (and future) but your expectations of what’s going to happen (in the future) are entirely within your control (though they have little, or no, outcome on what actually happens.) – The (absurd but brilliant) Philosophy of: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern [pt.3] – The coin toss

Get a coin. Flip it. What was it? Head or tails? Okay, now do it again. And again. Now, those previous flips have an effect […]

Do you ever think of yourself as dead, lying in a box? Would you rather be dead lying in a box, or alive and in a box? Well, for one, if you choose dead in a box, you won’t even know what you’ve chosen, since you’re dead. Oh, and is life in a box better than no life at all? – The Philosophy of: Rosencrantz & Guilderstern (On the Absurdity of: Death, and our futile attempt to understand it)

We don’t understand death. It confuses the shit out of us. And by the very definition of life, in which it can not co-exist with […]

Is a life where you’re totally present in the moment a meaningless one?/The difficulty of living in the present & The Philosophy of: Frida Kahlo [pt.4]

In your life, do you constantly vacillate between thinking about the past, the future, all the while trying to enjoy the moment? Well is it […]

The philosophy of: Bhavagad Geetha (and what Monthy Python’s got to do with it)

The Bhavagad Geetha (or the Gita) is a Hindu Scripture in Sanskrit that lays out things to keep in mind and a clear way to […]

Your death is not the suckiest thing that can happen to you; it’s the death of others that is. (& The Philosophy of: Memento Mori)

Once you die, that’s it. You (most likely) don’t have to deal with it. But there is nothing that sucks more than the death of […]