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My Say By Marshall McWilliamson Geez you piss me off sometimes. What do you mean by ‘Why is the Mona Lisa so famous?’ Goddamn you’re an idiot with a punctured brain and a stupid body. It’s famous not only because it’s famous, but also because it’s famous for being famous for being famous. You shit-for-brains asshole. Have…
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My Say By Edwin Murray God damn it. This morning I woke up at my usual time of 7:15am and as I do every morning, headed downstairs to grab my work clothes from the laundry and get ready to go to work. And I don’t mind my job and actually kind of like going to work, but pretty quickly this…
SAN DIEGO, CA–Concluding their study into your life from the day you were born, behavioural scientists from San Diego State University have confirmed your belief that not only are you weird, but in fact you are the only weird person in the world. The researchers found that out of Earth’s 7 billion citizens, you are the one and only person…
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Let’s face it, staying in a mediocre, uninteresting and mundane relationship isn’t easy. It takes a terrifying fear of being alone, a paralysing dread of being single again, a generous sprinkling of self-loathing as well as a good amount of disrespect and disgust of your partner. Think you’ve got all that, hotshot? Well, take the quiz and find out!
When you’re pregnant, sometimes it feels as if everyone’s got an opinion on it. And although an expectant mother’s impending newborn is as much hers as it is the father’s or yours or even any marsh mosquito’s that exists or has ever existed on Earth for that matter due to every living being’s evolution of genetic lineage from the same original single cell…
Having fled Sodom less than 8.2 seconds before God smoked that wicked, rancid shithole to the ground, Lot, his two daughters and his wife legged it across the desert like a cadre of fast, emotionally unstable people towards Comic Con on opening day. But unable to resist, Lot’s wife couldn’t help her dumb ass and just had to turn around and…