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7-Year-Old In That Zone Where Disjointed Ramblings And Unpredictable Behaviour About To Crossover From Impossibly Adorable to Suddenly Super Fucking Mega Annoying (And Parents About To Go From ‘Ahh The Miracle Of Childbirth! How Happy We Are To Be A New Family!’ To ‘Oh Vengeful One Above, Why Hast Thou Smoten Us and With Looking After This Human Trashbag Of Sewerage?’

January 13, 2019January 13, 2019| DaveDave| 0 Comment| 8:14 pm
7-Year-Old In That Zone Where Disjointed Ramblings And Unpredictable Behaviour About To Crossover From Impossibly Adorable to Suddenly Super Fucking Mega Annoying (And Parents About To Go From ‘Ahh The Miracle Of Childbirth! How Happy We Are To Be A New Family!’ To ‘Oh Vengeful One Above, Why Hast Thou Smoten Us and With Looking After This Human Trashbag Of Sewerage?’ post thumbnail image
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