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  • ¡POR FAVOR SEÑOR! - The World Cup - USA-MEXICO-CANADA 2026 - World Cup 2026 - World Cup Alert!!

    Here you have, my fiends!… MY GUIDE TO THE BEST SPORTS, MUSIC, FOODS, COMEDY AND WRITING AND PEOPLE IN ALL 16 HOST CITIES IN 2026 FIFA WORLDS CUP IN UNITED STATES AMERICA, CANADIA & MECXICO!

    January 22, 2026 - By Dave

    Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers…

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  • ¡POR FAVOR SEÑOR! - Israel

    ¡POR FAVOR SEÑOR! YAGAT!!!! Tomorrow I get new tattooing!!!!!

    March 19, 2025 - By Dave

    Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, and you? I am fine thankyou. I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 6 years, so please be patience with me becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain. I like share my brain…

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  • Europe Alert!! - Israel - Middle East Alert!! - Qatar 2022! - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!! - World Cup Team Profile Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ISRAEL: By reading this you recognise the State of Israel’s national football team

    November 7, 2022 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup is under a single…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - Slider Alert!! - Terrorism Alert!!

    Problem Solved: Use the Sliders to Formalise the Two-State Solution and Bring Peace between Israelis and Palestinians

    May 26, 2021 - By Dave

    The controversial proposed two-state solution between Israel and Palestine is fraught with an endless list of apparent impasses. In actual fact though, formalising a scenario where both Israelis and Palestinians live side-by-side and peacefully in their own independent state is actually easier than it seems. So use the slider to bring peace to the warring sides and end this apparently intractable conflict, once…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!!

    International Community Condemns Israel for its Defense Force’s Relentlessly Tight Twitter Game

    May 17, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!! - Terrorism Alert!!

    Who Ya Got: Who’s Got The Tighter Twitter game? RT for the Israel Defense Forces OR Fax for Hamas leader Ismail Haniyyah!

    May 16, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!! - Terrorism Alert!!

    Gal Gadot Lodges Complaint Against Noisy Neighbours, Neighbours Fail To Receive Complaint Due to Lack of Phone Reception, Electricity, Un-Airstruck/Bulldozed Telecommunications Infrastructure

    May 14, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Explanation Ahoy! - Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!!

    Violence Between Israelis and Palestinians Continues in East Jerusalem Because

    May 13, 2021 - By Dave

    JERUSALEM, ISRAEL–For the sixth consecutive day, violent clashes between Palestinians and Israelis and rocket attacks have continued across Gaza, East Jerusalem and cities surrounding Tel Aviv. International governments have almost unanimously expressed their dismay at the belligerence of both Hamas and the IDF, with the missile bombardment, lynching and rioting having already caused the deaths of civilians both in Israel and the Palestinian enclave.…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - Love Alert!! - News alert!!

    Love Is In The Air: How Are Your Favourite Terrorist Organisations Celebrating Valentine’s Day?

    February 15, 2020 - By Dave

    You may be taking your sweetheart to the place you met for a romantic, candlelit dinner (I know I sure am!) but what about all your favourite terrorist groups… How are they celebrating this most romantic day of them all? Are they just hopeless romantics like the rest of us? We sure think so! 1. Isis It’s important to share…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!!

    Palestinian Terrorist On Way To Complete Car Ramming, Drive-by Shooting And Then Being Shot Dead By Police In Tel Aviv Having Second Thoughts, Panic Attack Because Of How United Nations Committee for Elimination of Racial Discrimination (CERD) May Posthumously Judge Him

    February 7, 2020 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!!

    Peace declared between Israel and Palestine, ‘Fuck. What The Fuck Are We Supposed To Do Now?’ Declared Across Israeli Newsrooms

    January 18, 2019 - By Dave

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