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  • EURLO 2020 ALERT! - Euro 2020! - Soccer! - Sports!

    My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: White Team (Group F) ***Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything***

    June 4, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE UEFA’S EXPLICIT WRITTEN PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 7 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the…

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  • EURLO 2020 ALERT! - Euro 2020! - Soccer! - Sports!

    My UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Blue Team (Group F) ***(UNAUTHORIZED AND ALSO MY INTERNET IS BROKEN SO I CAN’T RESEARCH THIS AND THIS IS ALL FROM MEMORY)***

    June 4, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE OFFICIAL PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 8 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the contenders.…

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  • EURLO 2020 ALERT! - Soccer! - Sports!

    My Team-by-Team UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview ***(UNAUTHORIZED)**: Red team (Group F)

    June 3, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE OFFICIAL PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 8 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put spotlight on all the contenders. Who…

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  • Basketball Alert!! - Hockey Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - Share! - Sports!

    What’s Your Take? How Many Rings Would Karl Malone Have Won If He And Michael Jordan Had Played on the Same NHL Team?

    May 28, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Soccer! - Sports!

    It’s Russia Week: Here Are Pics of the Russian Premier League Because You Know, Why Not? It’s a Free Country So Yeah, Text It, K? Bye!

    May 19, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 2. Fucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of…

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  • Euro 2020! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Soccer! - Sports!

    UEFA Strips Bilbao of Euro 2020 Hosting Rights After Local Organizers Unable to Guarantee a Minimum of 1 Local Person Caring About Tournament

    April 24, 2021 - By Dave

    BASEL, SWITZERLAND–After over 5 years’ preparation, Bilbao, in Spain’s Norther Basque region, has been removed as one of the co-hosts of this summer’s delayed Euro 2020. UEFA’s executive committee came to the decision after the Basque capital government, together with the local organising committee, was unable to offer the European football governing body the assurance that at least one local…

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  • Equality Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports!

    Equality FTW! Nike Launches ‘DISRESPECT’ Ad Campaign with Megan Rapinoe, Calling For Equal Treatment of Men and Women Footballers

    April 21, 2021 - By Dave

    It’s about time! Finally women in sport are getting their dues and Nike has just proved it. The international sports giant has just released an ad campaign with US Womens Soccer Superstar Megan Rapinoe that calls for equal treatment of men and women in sport. Named ‘DISRESPECT’, the new sleuth of ads aim to level the playing field and encourage…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Marriage Alert! - News alert!! - Quiz! - Sports!

    Quiz: Pick Your Favourite Athlete in the History of Discus Throw to Reveal if You are in a Child Marriage!

    April 14, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Animal Alert! - Fuckin' Get Into It - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports!

    This Weekend’s 4 Best World Cup European Qualifying Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The Pitch

    March 27, 2021 - By Dave

    It’s just over 14,442 hours until kick off at the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022, and this week has seen the beginning of the road for all 55 European nations hoping to take part at the first ever FIFA World Cup held in the Middle East. Although the global pandemic brought on by the novel coronavirus has lead to all games being played behind…

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  • Fuckin' Get Into It - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports!

    Fucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of it and other stuff in Russia too cos yeah girl, get it, you know? Whatever lol Heyyooo

    February 27, 2021 - By Dave

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