Fucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of it and other stuff in Russia too cos yeah girl, get it, you know? Whatever lol Heyyooo

Wow, time flies, am I right? After nearly a 3-month winter hiatus, the Russian premier league returns this weekend, so I don’t know, here’s a few pictures from it or other stuff from Russia or both, not sure yet… But you know, send it. lol women, eh?. .. boom goes the dynamite hahah IRL

 

This might be a Russian fairytale for kids, but not sure I’d be reading it to mine all the live long day lol #thirsttrap  #Lifehack

 

 

Here’s Russia’s Czar Alexander I from the early 19th century not competing for a loose ball vs Ural Yekaterinburg at the Fischt stadium in Sochi or even appealing for a throw-in in the 1st half vs Akhmat Grozny at Moscow’s Luzniki stadium… Cbf much? Lol mwah 🍆🌮💦💣🤼‍♂️

 

 

Delicious!! RUSSIAN #foodporn insta! Insta! Throwing shade and whatever

 

 

How about a smile, Princess? .. am I right.. What’s with this Russian football man? Here he is with the nba championship trophy and he can’t even show us his moneymaker. .. Turn that frown upside down… Make love not war or something lol #oneworldonelove or who cares

 

 

 

Yeah, here’s Mexican goalie Ochoa ecstatically thinking “yeah C’mon we win the matches!! Just wait till my diary hears about this” Wow we are the champions… Of the world. Queen.. What a band

 

 

Beep beep boop boop nerd alert nerd alert.. who likes the maths?? 1 + 1 = BORING lol ugh *rolls eyes* do I look like a particle physicist?

 

 

In the name of the father the son, and the Holy Alan Dzagoev amen! Haha whatever who cares… There is only one SUPREME Almighty Creator and it is the man who wears number 10 or number 9 up front for CSKA Moskow. Not sure which number but either way… Let’s go sports team let’s go sports team

 

 

Cancel culture gone wild am I right girls? !!!

 

 

🎵puttin’ in the work, puttin’, puttin’ in the work🎵…So what, just cos this is happening doesn’t mean this Russian man isn’t #1 Russian office business man does it? #racism #alllivesmatter

 

 

Who won this game??? Who lost it?? Who drew it?? Damn girl, wap wet ass pussy fo sho girrrrrlll wtf

 

 

“it’s a goalllllllllll and I have  won the games sureeelllyyy” hahah EA Sports Fifa 96 commentary by John Motson why not

 

 

 

You said it, grrrrrrllllllll…. If you ain’t these things you trrrible. Haha Charles Barkly man. Phoenix sun’s 1993 what a team

 

 

Here is the photo of this Russia person. Uh oh. Look out. I’m a referee but I’m going to give you the diseases. I’m dying and whoops now you and everyone in the world  are dying now whoops  😂 lol my bad

 

 

Yikes more maths! Computers computers Internet Internet 1010101010111110011. Lol what the hell do I look like Steve erkell or The Count from Sesame Street? .. Hashtag 80skid!!!

 

 

Oh damnnnn Russia… Lol you just got burrrrrned by the internet. Mad burn or something lmfao see ya

 

 

Brrr this is a reverse scorcher. No thanks Russian league can i get a hot cup of boiling beer please hahah beer should be not be 100 degrees and send you to hospitals. Alcohol is a nice drink because it can get you shit hammered #booze am I right, Russia?

The Russian Premier League resumes this weekend following its annual winter break, with today’s Lokomotiv Moscow-CSKA Moscow clash highlighting the round.