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Welcome to my daily Eurlo 2020 Wrap. Here’s what happened on Day 8. You’re welcome.
Day 8
Friday 18 June
Group E: Team Wait Where The Fuck is Zlatan Is Zlatan Not Playing? Fuck 🇸🇪 1-0 🇸🇰 The Team Who Have United Northern Ireland and Republic Of Ireland (15:00, Saint Petersburg Stadium, Saint Petersburg)
🇸🇪 Eriksson
Slovakia’s conservative approach to today’s second group game Vs Sweden cost them dearly
Group D: Still Not Over the Break Up And Just Feels Like A Big Loser Team 🇭🇷 1-1 🇨🇿 Seriously We Are Never Going To Do Anything Better Than Winning The European Championships With The Original Panenka (No One Is) Team (18:00 Hampden, Glasgow)
🇨🇿 Schick (P), 🇭🇷 Perisic
Ivan Perisic ecstatically reacts to scoring one of the goals of the year
Group D: White Team That Every Time Is Going to Win It All 🏥 0 – 0 👴🏻 Team William McCrum (21:00, Wembley Stadium, London)
At Wembley tonight, England and Scotland successfully reenacted the first ever international football match in 1872. Well done, both teams on that.
Day 9’s Upcoming Matches
Saturday 19 June
Group F: Red Team That Totally Blew Their Only Chance To Win Something 67 Years Ago 🇭🇺 🇫🇷 Blue Team (15:00, Puskás Aréna, Budapest)
Group F: Red Team 🇵🇹 🇩🇪 White Team (18:00, Football Arena, Munich)
Group E: Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012 🇪🇸 🇵🇱 Team GLARGLOMORK (21:00, Satium La Cartuja, Seville)