My Eurlo 2020 Daily Wrap: Day 19. You’re Welcome.

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Welcome to my daily Eurlo 2020 Wrap. Here’s what happened on Day 18. You’re welcome.

Day 19

Quarter Finals

Saturday 3 July

QF3: Seriously We Are Never Going To Do Anything Better Than Winning The European Championships With The Original Panenka (No One Is) Team 🇨🇿 1 -2 🇩🇰 Ineligible Team (18:00, Olympic Stadium, Baku)
🇩🇰 Delamey 5′. 🇩🇰 Dolberg 42′, 🇨🇿 Schick 49′

The Denmark team, along with its support staff and fans are truly starting to believe in a Hans Christian Andersen-style fucked up fairytale end to Euro 2020

QF4: Yellow Team 🇺🇦 0 – 4 🏥 White Team That Every Time Is Going to Win It All (21:00, Stadio Olimpico)

England cruised to a 4-0 Quarter final tonight against a ghost team that never even appeared once

Upcoming Semi Finals

Tuesday 6 July

SF1: Blue Team That Should Be Green, White and/or Red Team 🇮🇹 x 🇪🇸 Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012 (21:00, Wembley Stadium, London)

Wednesday 7 July

SF2: White Team That Every Time Is Going to Win It All 🏥 x 🇩🇰 Ineligible Team (21:00, Wembley Stadium, London)