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Category: World Cup Team Profile Alert!!

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | CHILE: If at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and cut yourself mid-game with a razorblade you hid in your socks (or accuse the opposition of fielding an ineligible player)

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | URUGUAY: Two-time pricks

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BOLIVIA: Here’s a tip: Thanking your host by spelling it out on your shirts as a team doesn’t work

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | COLOMBIA: Lethal in defence

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ISRAEL: By reading this you recognise the State of Israel’s national football team

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | FAROE ISLANDS: Blessed be Their name, performers of great miracles

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ICELAND: YESSSSSS YESSSSSS YESSSSS YESSSS YESSSS YESSSSS WE ARE WINNING WE HAVE MADE IT FORWARD!!!!! SUCH THINGS HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN!!!!! SUCH THINGS HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN!!!! THE GAME IS OVER!!! AND NEVER BEFORE, BEFORE HAVE I FELT SO GOOD!!!!!

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | DENMARK: “You gotta not be in it to win it”

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | NORWAY: Taking a hygge approach to the World Cup

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SWEDEN: What’s a Zlatan?

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

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