Dave Martin | Sports + stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Oooh. 6 NBA Championships… 6 NBA Finals MVPs… 5 Regular Season MVPs… Big Fucking Deal. How many times has MJ bought a 45g jar of unground black peppercorns only to realise at home it’s not ground and since he doesn’t own a pepper grinder, then attempted to take it back to the store, over a week later, after having…
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Local Spanish Man Dave Martin is not at all hoping that FC Barcelona lose their quarter final tie against Manchester United at the Camp Nou tonight. Although unlikely, with the hosts already holding a 1-0 advantage after an away win in Manchester last week, this local Spanish man is wholeheartedly, with 100% of his being, hoping for a win…
We were wrong! On Friday, we published an error about Brexit supporters in the UK (which make up 100% of the population). Turns out that Brexiters aren’t like this: But actually like this: Whoops! What a boo boo. We really blew it this time, sorry!
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Wow, just when you thought Lionel Messi may have done enough to salvage his horrendous disaster of a career at FC Barcelona, he goes and confirms why everyone has wanted him gone from the moment he arrived at the club. Misdirecting a pass that almost lead to a shot on goal by the opposition in the 80th minute of…
BARCELONA, SPAIN–It’s official: Previously non-local man Dave Martin has found a place to live in Barcelona, a job, got a Spanish bank account, a Spanish phone number, a Numero de Identidad Extranjero, as well as membership to the local football club, therefore transforming him from the person you see above on the left into the one on the right. It was just…
We were all blown away by Slash’s epic solos on Guns N’ Roses’ ‘November Rain’ off 1991’s Use Your Illusion I… …But did you know the guitar wasn’t his first choice instrument for them? Problem was that when he approached frontman Axl Rose with what he actually wanted to use to play them, he wouldn’t have a bar of it, and wouldn’t allow…
Ahhhh Spain… land of vibrant culture, rich flavours and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity in the noises that are emitted from it. This is a country synonymous with passion, pride, excessive noise, and not only talking about noise but also wanting to be noisy about being loud. But don’t let all the noises stop you…
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Houston, we have a broken dog! Occasionally there’s times when things makes sense, but this is not one of those times. Just because 100% of things are different for local Spanish dog Chunky, his behaviour is, for some fucking weird reason, slightly different and more anxious. Come on, local Spanish dog, get your shit together, buddy. I mean, what…