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If you’re concerned that there’s exactly 813,004 songs about California but not that many about Barcelona, well you’re going to love this news! Because, guess what, if you replace the word “California” every time you hear it in a song with “Barcelona”, it makes total sense and is completely fine. Wow, excellent! This is just what you’ve been waiting to hear,…
WASHINGTON, D.C.– Finally! This is something we’ve wanted for ages! Succumbing to public pressure and commonly-held beliefs that dogs and kids are the ultimate judges of human character, the US Supreme Court has finally replaced its conventional jury panel of 12 jurors with a mix of children and canines. Dogs and children, which are well known to exhibit instinctive judgement…
Oooh, 6 Superbowls, 4 Superbowl MVPs… Big Fucking Deal. It took travelling over 400 kilometres in Spain, to 3 cities across both Catalunya and Tarragona for me to get my Spanish Foreigner ID number. And where’s yours, Tom? Yeah, just what I thought – Fucking nowhere. I win.
Aaaah, forms… History’s nasty blank page of various quantities of ink and spaces with nothing in them. Forms are the First World’s organised and coordinated way of telling the third world in a sexy way, ‘You smell bad and you will never have as many pieces of paper with ink on them as us, no matter how many hours you put…
Ahhhh Spain, land of vibrant culture, rich tastes and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity in the noises that are emitted from it. But don’t let all the noises stop you from enjoying the eclectic range of flavours that make this country so interesting. Today, we´re featuring a wine that comes straight out of the…
CUNIT, SPAIN–Proving once and for all that dogs are indeed as intelligent as humans, local Spanish dog Chunky instigated a dogfight Thursday, almost psychotically murdering another dog over a 3cm X 4cm rock that lay on the shore of a local beach. Locals are lauding Chunky for his insane near-canicide of another innocent dog, especially for its remarkable historical accuracy in…
MY SAY By Dave Martin CATALUNYA, SPAIN: Seriously Spain, what the fuck. Everyone knows that moving to a new country on a new continent, that speaks two entirely different languages, and that has a bureaucracy entirely different from where you come from is a walk in the park, right? Fucking Wrong, motherfucker. Turns out that when you move…
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Despite concerns that having to learn not one, but two new languages would lead to a deterioration of his native English communicative skills, local man Dave Martin says he can still do the English okay. And not only can he still do English okay, but according to Martin himself, he can also “say, wrote and listen it okay too”. Speaking…
Thinking of moving country? Or even just time for a holiday? Well, if you’re thinking about the differences between where you live right now (The Sunshine Coast, Australia no doubt) and Catalunya (and its revered capital, Barcelona) well look no further, because we’ve broken it all down for you! The People The Sunshine Coast has 280,000 people. Catalunya has either more…
Hey Why You Do It, I’m Chris Martin. I’m a musician and this is the first time I’ve done this… So, go ahead, type anything at me, I dare you haha ***This is a mediated chat. See the rules for more info*** ————— Steveotheradone: You man good Me like yuo. you man good and do a musics good. Bye bye Thank you? Please…