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Ahhhh Spain…. A land of vibrant culture, rich tastes, and loud and occasionally annoying as fuck noises. It’s a country of great complexity and simultaneous simplicity in the sometimes colourful, sometimes charming and sometimes fuck me, goddamn shut the fuck up you cunts types of noises that are emitted from it. But there’s more to Spain than just food and…
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Although his human owner and his girlfriend have been anticipating this day for a week or so now, local dumbass dog, Chunky doesn’t even realise that today is his birthday. Despite the fact that April 16th is the day his owner celebrates his birthday every year (and the date is only a rough estimate noted down by the Dog…
Due to the spread of Coronavirus, if you’re a sports fan you may be feeling a large soccer ball/baseball bat/basketball backboard-shaped hole in your life these days. But whow there, we have some good news! Not only are the football leagues of Belarus, Nicaragua and Burundi still in action, but hang on, hold your Asiatic Ibex goats, because one more rickety sports…
* Publisher’s note: Following publication, we have realised that Round 2 of the Belarusian Vysheyshaya Liga actually kicked off last night with FC Energetik BGU Minsk’s 1-0 victory over Rhu Brest and Torpedo Zhodino’s 1-0 defeat of Belshyna Babruisk. We are deeply sorry for this error and would like to sincerely apologise to you, valued reader. Belarus is Europe’s last dictatorship. Hilarious, right?!…
In the midst of everything that’s going on right now, it can be hard to find much to smile about. But don’t worry because we’ve got you covered. Here are 8 adorable pics of the September 11 attacks that are sure to bring a smile to your dial! 1. This is too cute. 2. Nawwwww. 3. These sweetie pies. …
The Moon Landing, the day John Lennon died, September 11th…there are days in history that will never be forgotten; days that if you were alive to see them, you’ll always remember where you were the moment you heard. And where were you when Coronavirus? We asked 5 people for their stories… Sally Howell • Traffic enthusiast What…
You may be taking your sweetheart to the place you met for a romantic, candlelit dinner (I know I sure am!) but what about all your favourite terrorist groups… How are they celebrating this most romantic day of them all? Are they just hopeless romantics like the rest of us? We sure think so! 1. Isis It’s important to share…
