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WOW, FINALLY: US Supreme Court To Permanently Replace All Human Jurors with Dogs and ChildrenWOW, FINALLY: US Supreme Court To Permanently Replace All Human Jurors with Dogs and Children

WASHINGTON, D.C.– Finally! This is something we’ve wanted for ages! Succumbing to public pressure and commonly-held beliefs that dogs and kids are the ultimate judges of human character, the US

Hotness Alert: Here’s Our Top-5 Sexiest Administrational Forms Right NowHotness Alert: Here’s Our Top-5 Sexiest Administrational Forms Right Now

Aaaah, forms… History’s nasty blank page of various quantities of ink and spaces with nothing in them. Forms are the First World’s organised and coordinated way of telling the third

¡Mucho Gusto! – The Tastes of Spain [Wine]: Aldi’s €0.99 ‘Bonus’ Box Wine¡Mucho Gusto! – The Tastes of Spain [Wine]: Aldi’s €0.99 ‘Bonus’ Box Wine

Ahhhh Spain, land of vibrant culture, rich tastes and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity in the noises that are emitted from it. But don’t

Recently Relocated Local Man In Spain Can Still Do The English OkayRecently Relocated Local Man In Spain Can Still Do The English Okay

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Despite concerns that having to learn not one, but two new languages would lead to a deterioration of his native English communicative skills, local man Dave Martin says he can

What’s The Difference? – Travel Me Timbers: Sunshine Coast, Australia Vs Catalunya, SpainWhat’s The Difference? – Travel Me Timbers: Sunshine Coast, Australia Vs Catalunya, Spain

Thinking of moving country? Or even just time for a holiday? Well, if you’re thinking about the differences between where you live right now (The Sunshine Coast, Australia no doubt)

I Am Chris Martin of Coldplay, Type Anything At Me!I Am Chris Martin of Coldplay, Type Anything At Me!

Hey Why You Do It, I’m Chris Martin. I’m a musician and this is the first time I’ve done this… So, go ahead, type anything at me, I dare you haha ***This

OMG CUTENESS ALERT: Here Are Some Adorable Pics Of A Few Insanely Cute and Currently Alive BabiesOMG CUTENESS ALERT: Here Are Some Adorable Pics Of A Few Insanely Cute and Currently Alive Babies

Babies, am I right?! Nothing gets us going more than a snap of a recently uterine-expelled human to the face of the Earth via the body’s wet criminal ejection most commonly

My Say: Donald Trump. (Does That Count As Political Commentary or Satire?)My Say: Donald Trump. (Does That Count As Political Commentary or Satire?)

 MY SAY By Brian McGarnickle       We don’t often get into politics here at Why You Do It, but these are things we perfectly understand: • That the

Study Confirms You First Person Ever To Be Going Through Whatever You Are Right NowStudy Confirms You First Person Ever To Be Going Through Whatever You Are Right Now

NEW ORLEANS, LA–Citing remarkable findings just released today, research scientists at LSU have confirmed that you are the first person ever to be going through the thing you’re going through

Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through Moscow To Honour The Great And Unmatched Length Of Leo Tolstoy’s BooksRussian Government Announces Annual Parade Through Moscow To Honour The Great And Unmatched Length Of Leo Tolstoy’s Books

MOSCOW, RUSSIA– The federal government of Russia has officially called an annual parade through the streets of Moscow to celebrate the wondrous word length of Leo Tolstoy’s books. Tolstoy, arguably