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Whypothetical: What If? The Greatest 90’s NBA Stars To Never Win a Stanley CupWhypothetical: What If? The Greatest 90’s NBA Stars To Never Win a Stanley Cup

October 20, 2019 | Dave

The 90s were packed full of NBA greats that, had they played in any other era (and a pesky fellow by the name of Michael “The Chicago Mailman” Jordan hadn’t been around), would’ve had a

Whypothetical – What If?… Would Michael Jordan Have Been The Greatest of All Time If He Had Constantly Had a Swarm Of Bees Following Him Everywhere?Whypothetical – What If?… Would Michael Jordan Have Been The Greatest of All Time If He Had Constantly Had a Swarm Of Bees Following Him Everywhere?

October 5, 2019| Dave|

When it all comes down to it, and no matter which new contenders to the throne come along (Kobe, Lebron, Kawhi etc.), Michael Jordan is still considered the greatest basketball player

Good Advice, Doc: Local Man Dave Martin Admitted Dead to Hospital, Local Barcelona Doctors Recommend: “Plenty of Bedrest, You Should Be Fine.”Good Advice, Doc: Local Man Dave Martin Admitted Dead to Hospital, Local Barcelona Doctors Recommend: “Plenty of Bedrest, You Should Be Fine.”

October 4, 2019| Dave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Wow, if you’ve lost all faith in modern medicine, hold up a second, because this going to make you a believer again. Local man Dave Martin was admitted to

Which “Friends” Extra Are You?Which “Friends” Extra Are You?

July 26, 2019| Dave|

If you’re living, breathing and have not been incarcerated for at least the last twenty five years for a crime you may or may not have committed, then, COME ON,

Whoopsie: New Orleans Executive Vice-President David Griffin Accidentally Said The Wrong Name At The NBA Draft, Selecting Boston-area Photographer And Rowing Enthusiast Zack Williamson With The Team’s First Overall Pick Instead of Duke University’s Consensus #1 Zion WilliamsonWhoopsie: New Orleans Executive Vice-President David Griffin Accidentally Said The Wrong Name At The NBA Draft, Selecting Boston-area Photographer And Rowing Enthusiast Zack Williamson With The Team’s First Overall Pick Instead of Duke University’s Consensus #1 Zion Williamson

June 20, 2019| Dave|

BROOKLYN, NY–Yikes, this is going to make you think twice before you think you’ve got someone’s name right. With the whole basketball world poised to hear New Orleans Pelicans select Duke

Howzat: The Top-5 Greatest Ever Rain Delays In the History of CricketHowzat: The Top-5 Greatest Ever Rain Delays In the History of Cricket

June 17, 2019| Dave|

With the first ever competitive match being played way back in 1646, cricket is one of the world’s oldest sports. And with thousands and thousands of matches being played across

Spoiler Alert: Here Are My Ten Predictions For The Game of Thrones Finale Even Though I Haven’t Watched The Show Before And All I Know About It Is That There’s A Guy Called John Snow And Some White-Haired Woman Who People Seem To Like In ItSpoiler Alert: Here Are My Ten Predictions For The Game of Thrones Finale Even Though I Haven’t Watched The Show Before And All I Know About It Is That There’s A Guy Called John Snow And Some White-Haired Woman Who People Seem To Like In It

May 18, 2019| Dave|

Wow! Can you believe it? Game of Thrones, HBO’s epic series about being angry in the snow, is coming to an end! What an incredible eight (or nine?) seasons it’s been, am

Local Man Se Dice: “Yo Hablo El Español Perfectamente. Vale, Venga, Proxima Idioma Porfa. Ahora Estoy Listo Que Aprender Catalá.”Local Man Se Dice: “Yo Hablo El Español Perfectamente. Vale, Venga, Proxima Idioma Porfa. Ahora Estoy Listo Que Aprender Catalá.”

May 15, 2019| Dave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN– Having mastered the official language of Spain, local man Dave Martin’s Spanish is so fucking incredible already after living in Spain for only 3 months that he’s saying “Okay,

What A Slip-Up: Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky Station Just Released A New Ad Campaign Using Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna Karenina To Promote The Idea That Great Things Like Finding True Love Can Happen To You At The Station, But They Clearly Forgot To Read To The End Of The Book Where She Decides To Lie Down Under One Of The Trains And Get Her Skull FlattenedWhat A Slip-Up: Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky Station Just Released A New Ad Campaign Using Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna Karenina To Promote The Idea That Great Things Like Finding True Love Can Happen To You At The Station, But They Clearly Forgot To Read To The End Of The Book Where She Decides To Lie Down Under One Of The Trains And Get Her Skull Flattened

May 5, 2019| Dave|

Yikes! Someone didn’t do their homework! The team behind Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky station have just released a new ad campaign highlighting the fact that if Leo Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna

Go Barça Go, or Whatever: Local Spanish Man Definitely Not Hoping Barcelona Smash Liverpool Tonight But Then Lose On Aggregate So He’s Not Forced To Decide Between Forking Over A Fucking Shit Ton For A Champions League Final Ticket Or Missing Out On Being ThereGo Barça Go, or Whatever: Local Spanish Man Definitely Not Hoping Barcelona Smash Liverpool Tonight But Then Lose On Aggregate So He’s Not Forced To Decide Between Forking Over A Fucking Shit Ton For A Champions League Final Ticket Or Missing Out On Being There

May 1, 2019| Dave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Much like the quarter finals, local Spanish man, Dave Martin is definitely not hoping at all that Barcelona absolutely rend Liverpool at the Camp Nou tonight, preferably 3 or

WHO’S THE GOAT? – The Debate is Finally Settled: Me Vs. Michael JordanWHO’S THE GOAT? – The Debate is Finally Settled: Me Vs. Michael Jordan

April 20, 2019 | Dave

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Oooh. 6 NBA Championships… 6 NBA Finals MVPs… 5 Regular Season MVPs… Big Fucking Deal. How many times has MJ bought a 45g jar of unground black peppercorns only

Local Broke-As-Absolute-Shit Spanish Man Not At All Wishing Barça Lose The Tie Against Manchester United Tonight And Bomb Out Of The Champions LeagueLocal Broke-As-Absolute-Shit Spanish Man Not At All Wishing Barça Lose The Tie Against Manchester United Tonight And Bomb Out Of The Champions League

April 16, 2019| Dave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Local Spanish Man Dave Martin is not at all hoping that FC Barcelona lose their quarter final tie against Manchester United at the Camp Nou tonight. Although unlikely, with

We Were Wrong: 100% Of All Brits Are Actually Like THIS Towards All Europeans NowWe Were Wrong: 100% Of All Brits Are Actually Like THIS Towards All Europeans Now

April 9, 2019| Dave|

We were wrong! On Friday, we published an error about Brexit supporters in the UK (which make up 100% of the population). Turns out that Brexiters aren’t like this: But

Local Polish/Spanish Man Heads To London For A Day, Prepares To Immediately Get Shit Kicked Out Of Him, Head Smashed In By Entire Population of United Kingdom, Who Now Detest Europe And All Its Vile, Louse-Ridden Base Wretches That Dwell WithinLocal Polish/Spanish Man Heads To London For A Day, Prepares To Immediately Get Shit Kicked Out Of Him, Head Smashed In By Entire Population of United Kingdom, Who Now Detest Europe And All Its Vile, Louse-Ridden Base Wretches That Dwell Within

April 6, 2019 | Dave

Time’s Up, Buddy: After Errant Pass In Today’s La Liga Match Against Espanyol, FC Barcelona Finally Decide To Get Rid Of Argentinian Disaster Lionel MessiTime’s Up, Buddy: After Errant Pass In Today’s La Liga Match Against Espanyol, FC Barcelona Finally Decide To Get Rid Of Argentinian Disaster Lionel Messi

March 31, 2019| Dave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Wow, just when you thought Lionel Messi may have done enough to salvage his horrendous disaster of a career at FC Barcelona, he goes and confirms why everyone has

It’s Official: Non-Local, Non-Spanish Man Gets Place To Live, Job, National Identity Number, Membership To Local Football Club, Completes Transformation Into Local Spanish ManIt’s Official: Non-Local, Non-Spanish Man Gets Place To Live, Job, National Identity Number, Membership To Local Football Club, Completes Transformation Into Local Spanish Man

March 26, 2019 | Dave

BARCELONA, SPAIN–It’s official: Previously non-local man Dave Martin has found a place to live in Barcelona, a job, got a Spanish bank account, a Spanish phone number, a Numero de Identidad Extranjero,

Party Pooper: These Are The Instruments Slash Wanted To Play Ahead Of The Guitar For His Epic Solos In November Rain But Axl Wouldn’t Let HimParty Pooper: These Are The Instruments Slash Wanted To Play Ahead Of The Guitar For His Epic Solos In November Rain But Axl Wouldn’t Let Him

March 18, 2019| Dave|

We were all blown away by Slash’s epic solos on Guns N’ Roses’ ‘November Rain’ off 1991’s Use Your Illusion I… …But did you know the guitar wasn’t his first choice instrument

Women’s Rights Advocacy Groups Up In Arms Following Fan Attack On Aston Villa Player In English Premier League, Demand Greater Female Representation In Positions Of Deranged Pitch Invaders, Serial Killers, School & Cinema Shooters and Genocidal DictatorsWomen’s Rights Advocacy Groups Up In Arms Following Fan Attack On Aston Villa Player In English Premier League, Demand Greater Female Representation In Positions Of Deranged Pitch Invaders, Serial Killers, School & Cinema Shooters and Genocidal Dictators

March 13, 2019 | Dave

¡Mucho Gusto! – The Tastes of Spain [Coffee]: Al Campo Supermarket’s €1.89 Instant Cappuccino Powder¡Mucho Gusto! – The Tastes of Spain [Coffee]: Al Campo Supermarket’s €1.89 Instant Cappuccino Powder

March 3, 2019| Dave|

Ahhhh Spain… land of vibrant culture, rich flavours and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity in the noises that are emitted from it. This is a

What The Shit, Local Spanish Dog?? – Local Barcelona Broken Dog’s Behaviour Is Slightly Different, Just Because Absolutely Everything Is Different For Him And He Can’t Be Explained WhyWhat The Shit, Local Spanish Dog?? – Local Barcelona Broken Dog’s Behaviour Is Slightly Different, Just Because Absolutely Everything Is Different For Him And He Can’t Be Explained Why

February 25, 2019| Dave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Houston, we have a broken dog! Occasionally there’s times when things makes sense, but this is not one of those times. Just because 100% of things are different for