SUNSHINE COAST, AUSTRALIA– In a study published this morning in the Australia Journal of Science, scientists’ initial findings that ‘HOLY FUCKING … More
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Facebook Introduces New Algorithm That Pre-Emptively Calculates How Suicidal Your Photos Will Make Your Friends
An Open Letter From Albert Camus To Freddie Mercury: “Thanks For Making A Musical Version Of The Outsider With Bohemian Rhapsody, But Dude, Have You Actually Even Read It? Because You Totally Screwed Up Its Timeline.”
By Albert Camus Hey Freddie Mercury, You know what, fuck you. Bohemian Rhapsody is fucking cool and all, but your … More
Area Man Eliminated from Life After 110-77 Blowout Loss to Pancreatic Cancer
CHULA VISTA, CA–Area Man, Tarek Shearer, 41, has suffered a disappointing loss in the middle stages of his life, losing 110-77 to … More
WTF! The Jonas Brothers Just Posted Pics From Their Wild Night Out in Vegas and You’re Not Going To Believe Blah Blah Fucking Blah… Wow! Kim Kardashian Just xa^&%@!$^ih3rihu1298%&# !(#&*^@$&(*!h8… AND Oh My God! Ariana Grande Fuck You.
Running Out The Clock: 11 Things to Do While You Wait to Die
Getting conceived as a result of your mother and father making the naked sex into each other, and then being pushed … More
Exciting: After Everybody on Earth Quits Smoking, Nicotine Replacement Brand Nicorette Releases New Range of Cigarettes and Other Nicotine Re-introduction Products
After it was confirmed earlier this week that everybody on planet earth had quit smoking, CEO of Nicorette’s ownership company … More
Heartwarming: “Israel” “President” “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “Says” “His” “Country” “Wants” “Peace” “Between” “His” “People” “And” “Palestine” “But” “Don’t” “Try” “Us”
“JERUSALEM,” “ISRAEL”– “President” “of” “Israel”, “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “declared” “that” “his” “country” “is” “receptive” “to” “the” “idea” “of” “peace” “between” “Israel” … More
Not Surprising: Study Confirms Everything Bad Only Happens To You
Get ready to hear something you already know, because scientists have proved that all bad things that ever happen only happen to … More
2 Local Women Both In Midst of Fulfilling, Satisfying, Passionate Relationship With Same Man Vie to Not Be The One He Marries
In local news, two women both involved in a satisfying relationship with local man, Sam Harris, 44 are both doing … More