Dave Martin | Sports + stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1. The Terminator was not on stage during Queen’s performance in São Paulo on 1981’s Game Tour In this scene, where Queen perform in front of 131,000 people in São Paulo, you notice The Terminator standing awkwardly alongside guitarist Brian May. This is total garbage, because The Terminator did not go on tour with the band during that sold out tour of South America. OH…
1. Down the end of the table where your grandma always sits at the weekly Sunday family lunch, there’s a lot more wires, highly-combustible material and books on volatile chemistry than usual. 2. She babbles more than usual about blood being on the hands of the American imperialists and how the Afghanistan insurgency was a purposeful plot by the US to further destabilise…
Relationships are hard work, and sometimes you need to be equal part Don Juan, equal part Aphrodite, equal part Robert Downey Jr. in that period of his career from 1995-1999 and another part Chief Detective of the Police Force who, instead of investigating horrific violent crimes or drug production rings, only investigates whether someone is having sex with them right at this exact second.…
If you’re single and ready to mingle, then this summer, you’re going to need to know all the HOT-HOT-HOTTEST trends in having or maintaining an upright position, supported by one’s feet. SMOKIN’! HOT STANCE #5: HOT STANCE #4: HOT STANCE #3: HOT STANCE #2: HOT STANCE #1:
In a new study conducted by University of Wisconsin-Madison, researchers have discovered evidence that a major cause of death is the act of being alive. The study, funded in part by the State of Wisconsin Health Department and the US Federal Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), and carried out in partnership with the American Medical Association, concluded that ‘Living’ featured…
This is some of the cool shit that crows can do.
If you happen to come across a hurt or injured animal on the side of the road, or near your house, or just on your twice-weekly midnight wander into the woods to hide your thoughts in a plastic bag from the bad man, the responsible thing to do is to rush it to the closest animal emergency hospital, right? Well it…
The shark which purposely killed a man in Queensland’s Whitsunday Islands earlier this week is desperately attempting to have his charge of first-degree murder thrown out of the supreme court and reduced to the lesser charge of manslaughter. The shark, which everyone can agree had it in for the man and had just been waiting for the right moment to…
