Dave Martin | Sports + stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers…
***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup is only about two…
***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup is only about 10…
Any good friend of Matt (aka ‘The Sklurpler’) knows that ever since he was a little Albanian girl growing up in a cute, squalid, decimated village in wartorn Kosovo, he’s only ever had one dream… Back in those days, when his best friends were dreaming of things like a meal, not stepping on a landmine just for one day, being recognized as an…
It’s Summer time in Europe, so you know what that means…. Shitty beaches, packed with a fuckton of people with not one Goddam wave or live sea creature in site. Amazeballs! Europe’s beaches are broken, but I’m out of ideas. It’s hail Mary time… Try using these sliders in a last ditch effort to fix them! Have a look at this…
Guess what?! That’s right, it’s that time of year again! Paul’s Birthday! Crazy. Only 38 years ago, he exploded out of a vaginal cavity and onto the planet we call home! You may already be aware that birth is the act that results in you living your life outside the body of someone else and no longer inside it, but if you…
The controversial proposed two-state solution between Israel and Palestine is fraught with an endless list of apparent impasses. In actual fact though, formalising a scenario where both Israelis and Palestinians live side-by-side and peacefully in their own independent state is actually easier than it seems. So use the slider to bring peace to the warring sides and end this apparently intractable conflict, once…
I want to publish something every day but I can’t be fucked thinking of anything today and it’s already late, so whatever, who cares, use the sliders to reveal a monster truck in the ocean. 1. Kaboom! Here’s a Monster Truck and Here’s The Ocean. Boom Shakalaka. Who fucking cares cbf. 2. Do you have a better idea than combining pictures of…