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  • FAFO
  • My World Cup Road Trip – USA, mexico & canada 2026
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  • ¡POR FAVOR SEÑOR!
  • ADVENTURE AHOY!
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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!! - Terrorism Alert!!

    Who Ya Got: Who’s Got The Tighter Twitter game? RT for the Israel Defense Forces OR Fax for Hamas leader Ismail Haniyyah!

    May 16, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!! - Terrorism Alert!!

    Gal Gadot Lodges Complaint Against Noisy Neighbours, Neighbours Fail To Receive Complaint Due to Lack of Phone Reception, Electricity, Un-Airstruck/Bulldozed Telecommunications Infrastructure

    May 14, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Explanation Ahoy! - Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!!

    Violence Between Israelis and Palestinians Continues in East Jerusalem Because

    May 13, 2021 - By Dave

    JERUSALEM, ISRAEL–For the sixth consecutive day, violent clashes between Palestinians and Israelis and rocket attacks have continued across Gaza, East Jerusalem and cities surrounding Tel Aviv. International governments have almost unanimously expressed their dismay at the belligerence of both Hamas and the IDF, with the missile bombardment, lynching and rioting having already caused the deaths of civilians both in Israel and the Palestinian enclave.…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Racism Alert!! - Soccer!

    Is All Hope Lost?: Over a Day Into English Premier League’s Social Media Boycott, 1.8 million-year-old Social Phenomenon, Racism Still Exists

    May 2, 2021 - By Dave

    More than a day into the English Premier League’s boycott of all social media, Racism–a social prejudice more than 1.5 million years old–still persists.  The news comes as a blow to the English FA, who originally initiated the social media embargo to take a stand against racist and other types of online discriminatory behaviour. The 3-day lockout of all social…

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  • Euro 2020! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Soccer! - Sports!

    UEFA Strips Bilbao of Euro 2020 Hosting Rights After Local Organizers Unable to Guarantee a Minimum of 1 Local Person Caring About Tournament

    April 24, 2021 - By Dave

    BASEL, SWITZERLAND–After over 5 years’ preparation, Bilbao, in Spain’s Norther Basque region, has been removed as one of the co-hosts of this summer’s delayed Euro 2020. UEFA’s executive committee came to the decision after the Basque capital government, together with the local organising committee, was unable to offer the European football governing body the assurance that at least one local…

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  • Chunkyism - Dog Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    So You Just Had a Horrifying Nightmare Where Your Dog Got Hit By a Car… What Can You Do to Prevent It from Happening in Real Life and Ensure You Never Have to Find Out That Your Dog’s Just Died?

    April 23, 2021 - By Dave

    Having a nightmare where your dog is run over by car and then subsequently dies in your arms can be a horrifying experience. But even though it’s happened to you once, luckily, there are steps you can take to not only prevent it from happening in real life, but also from even ever having to learn the catastrophic news that…

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  • Equality Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports!

    Equality FTW! Nike Launches ‘DISRESPECT’ Ad Campaign with Megan Rapinoe, Calling For Equal Treatment of Men and Women Footballers

    April 21, 2021 - By Dave

    It’s about time! Finally women in sport are getting their dues and Nike has just proved it. The international sports giant has just released an ad campaign with US Womens Soccer Superstar Megan Rapinoe that calls for equal treatment of men and women in sport. Named ‘DISRESPECT’, the new sleuth of ads aim to level the playing field and encourage…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Quiz! - Russia Alert!!

    Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was Just Transferred to A Prison Hospital! What Colour Do You Think His Body Is Now?

    April 20, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Science Alert! - Sex Alert!!

    Get His Engine Humming pt.2: 3 Articles Debunking Examples of Irreducible Complexity to Tell Him About in Bed That Will Drive Him Wild

    April 19, 2021 - By Dave

    If yesterday’s sizzling post about 5 frequently cited examples of Irreducible complexity to mention to him in bed didn’t get his propeller spinning out of control, then today’s is sure to. If you want to get your man’s wheels spinning in reverse and smelling like burnt rubber as you’re both tarnishing each other’s groins making God disappointed, here are 3 articles debunking…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Science Alert! - Sex Alert!!

    Get His Engine Humming: 5 Frequently Cited Examples of Irreducible Complexity By Intelligent Designers to Mention to Him in Bed That Will Drive Him Wild

    April 18, 2021 - By Dave

    1. The bacterial flagellum   2. The mouse trap   3. The Eye   4. The watch   5. Blood clotting

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