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  • Basketball Alert!! - Hockey Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - Share! - Sports!

    What’s Your Take? How Many Rings Would Karl Malone Have Won If He And Michael Jordan Had Played on the Same NHL Team?

    May 28, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - Slider Alert!! - Terrorism Alert!!

    Problem Solved: Use the Sliders to Formalise the Two-State Solution and Bring Peace between Israelis and Palestinians

    May 26, 2021 - By Dave

    The controversial proposed two-state solution between Israel and Palestine is fraught with an endless list of apparent impasses. In actual fact though, formalising a scenario where both Israelis and Palestinians live side-by-side and peacefully in their own independent state is actually easier than it seems. So use the slider to bring peace to the warring sides and end this apparently intractable conflict, once…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Monster Truck Alert!! - Ocean Alert!! - Slider Alert!!

    You Got a Better Idea?: Use These Sliders To See 5 Monster Trucks In The Ocean Because I Need To Publish Something Every Day and Whatever, Who Gives A Fuck, This’ll Do For Today

    May 26, 2021 - By Dave

    I want to publish something every day but I can’t be fucked thinking of anything today and it’s already late, so whatever, who cares, use the sliders to reveal a monster truck in the ocean.  1. Kaboom! Here’s a Monster Truck and Here’s The Ocean. Boom Shakalaka. Who fucking cares cbf. 2. Do you have a better idea than combining pictures of…

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  • Adventure Ahoy - Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!!

    Adventure Ahoy: You’re in Moscow, Russia. Can You Have a Nice Time?

    May 24, 2021 - By Dave

    It’s taken me a shitload of time to finish, but finally, here’s the latest Adventure Ahoy! You’re in Moscow. Can you have a nice time? Click the image below to find out!

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Soccer!

    It’s Russia Week! The First UEFA 2022 World Cup Qualifying Weekend’s 4 Best Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Have Been If They Had To Have Been Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The Pitch

    May 23, 2021 - By Dave

    On the eve of the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contained the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 6. The First UEFA 2022 World Cup Qualifying Weekend’s 4 Best  Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would  Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week! Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was Just Transferred to A Prison Hospital! What Colour Do You Think His Body Is Now?

    May 22, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 5. Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was Just Transferred to A Prison Hospital! What Colour Do You Think His Body Is Now?   Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - On Tolstoy - Russia Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week: What A Slip-Up: Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky Station Just Released A New Ad Campaign Using Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna Karenina To Promote The Idea That Great Things Like Finding True Love Can Happen To You At The Station, But They Clearly Forgot To Read To The End Of The Book Where She Decides To Lie Down Under One Of The Trains And Get Her Skull Flattened

    May 21, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 4. With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Tolstoy Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week! And Here’s a Flashback to When The Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through Moscow To Honour The Great And Unmatched Length Of Leo Tolstoy’s Books

    May 20, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 3. Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through Moscow To Honour The Great And Unmatched Length Of Leo Tolstoy’s Books   Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Soccer! - Sports!

    It’s Russia Week: Here Are Pics of the Russian Premier League Because You Know, Why Not? It’s a Free Country So Yeah, Text It, K? Bye!

    May 19, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 2. Fucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Music Alert! - Russia Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week! So Here’s Slash and The Balalaika, One of the Instruments He Actually Wanted To Use For His November Rain Solos

    May 18, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 1. Party Pooper: These Are The Instruments Slash Wanted To Play Ahead Of The Guitar For His Epic Solos In November Rain But Axl…

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