Due to the spread of Coronavirus, if you’re a sports fan you may be feeling a large soccer ball/baseball bat/basketball backboard-shaped hole in your life these days. But whow there, we have some good news!
Not only are the football leagues of Belarus, Nicaragua and Burundi still in action, but hang on, hold your Asiatic Ibex goats, because one more rickety sports league is about to arrive at the squalid Sports village – Tajikistan’s Higher League!
The 28th edition of the league kicks off tomorrow, and before you say, “Fuck off, idiot, you can’t tell me anything about the Tajikistani Higher League I don’t already know,” “Tajikistan? What the fuck is that?’ or “The Tajikistani Higher League… That’s what it’s come to? Fuck. Me,” just in time for kick-off, here are 15 images of the Tajikistani Higher League you’ve just got to check out!
1. Goaaaaaaaaaaal.
2. This is from a different league.
3. Man from Tajikistan.
4. Wet football man. Tajikistan.
5. Statistics
6. Here comes sports action!
7. IN THE FUCKING ZONE
8. This is a ball but it also a flag. Flag ball. Ball flag.
9. GOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
10. Basketball is also a sport.
11. Be careful, please
12. Television mans do tv good
13. What more do you need to know?
14. Uh Oh. This man is not a happy camper.
15. Thank you please
