Any good friend of Matt (aka ‘The Sklurpler’) knows that ever since he was a little Albanian girl growing up in a cute, squalid, decimated village in wartorn Kosovo, he’s only ever had one dream… Back in those days, when his best friends were dreaming of things like a meal, not stepping on a landmine just for one day, being recognized as an…

It’s Summer time in Europe, so you know what that means…. Shitty beaches, packed with a fuckton of people with not one Goddam wave or live sea creature in site. Amazeballs! Europe’s beaches are broken, but I’m out of ideas. It’s hail Mary time… Try using these sliders in a last ditch effort to fix them! Have a look at this…

Guess what?! That’s right, it’s that time of year again! Paul’s Birthday! Crazy. Only 38 years ago, he exploded out of a vaginal cavity and onto the planet we call home! You may already be aware that birth is the act that results in you living your life outside the body of someone else and no longer inside it, but if you…