Dave Martin | Sports, stupidity & real-time data analysis ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
***I DON’T HAVE OFFICIAL PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 8 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put spotlight on all the contenders. Who…
It’s Summer time in Europe, so you know what that means…. Shitty beaches, packed with a fuckton of people with not one Goddam wave or live sea creature in site. Amazeballs! Europe’s beaches are broken, but I’m out of ideas. It’s hail Mary time… Try using these sliders in a last ditch effort to fix them! Have a look at this…
Guess what?! That’s right, it’s that time of year again! Paul’s Birthday! Crazy. Only 38 years ago, he exploded out of a vaginal cavity and onto the planet we call home! You may already be aware that birth is the act that results in you living your life outside the body of someone else and no longer inside it, but if you…
The controversial proposed two-state solution between Israel and Palestine is fraught with an endless list of apparent impasses. In actual fact though, formalising a scenario where both Israelis and Palestinians live side-by-side and peacefully in their own independent state is actually easier than it seems. So use the slider to bring peace to the warring sides and end this apparently intractable conflict, once…
I want to publish something every day but I can’t be fucked thinking of anything today and it’s already late, so whatever, who cares, use the sliders to reveal a monster truck in the ocean. 1. Kaboom! Here’s a Monster Truck and Here’s The Ocean. Boom Shakalaka. Who fucking cares cbf. 2. Do you have a better idea than combining pictures of…
It’s taken me a shitload of time to finish, but finally, here’s the latest Adventure Ahoy! You’re in Moscow. Can you have a nice time? Click the image below to find out!