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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Soccer!

    It’s Russia Week! The First UEFA 2022 World Cup Qualifying Weekend’s 4 Best Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Have Been If They Had To Have Been Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The Pitch

    May 23, 2021 - By Dave

    On the eve of the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contained the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 6. The First UEFA 2022 World Cup Qualifying Weekend’s 4 Best  Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would  Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week! Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was Just Transferred to A Prison Hospital! What Colour Do You Think His Body Is Now?

    May 22, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 5. Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was Just Transferred to A Prison Hospital! What Colour Do You Think His Body Is Now?   Quiz: Alexei Navalny Was…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - On Tolstoy - Russia Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week: What A Slip-Up: Saint Petersburg’s Moskovsky Station Just Released A New Ad Campaign Using Tolstoy’s Fictional Character Anna Karenina To Promote The Idea That Great Things Like Finding True Love Can Happen To You At The Station, But They Clearly Forgot To Read To The End Of The Book Where She Decides To Lie Down Under One Of The Trains And Get Her Skull Flattened

    May 21, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 4. With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Tolstoy Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week! And Here’s a Flashback to When The Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through Moscow To Honour The Great And Unmatched Length Of Leo Tolstoy’s Books

    May 20, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 3. Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through Moscow To Honour The Great And Unmatched Length Of Leo Tolstoy’s Books   Russian Government Announces Annual Parade Through…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Russia Alert!! - Soccer! - Sports!

    It’s Russia Week: Here Are Pics of the Russian Premier League Because You Know, Why Not? It’s a Free Country So Yeah, Text It, K? Bye!

    May 19, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 2. Fucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Music Alert! - Russia Alert!!

    It’s Russia Week! So Here’s Slash and The Balalaika, One of the Instruments He Actually Wanted To Use For His November Rain Solos

    May 18, 2021 - By Dave

    With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the word ‘Russia’ at least once: 1. Party Pooper: These Are The Instruments Slash Wanted To Play Ahead Of The Guitar For His Epic Solos In November Rain But Axl…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!!

    International Community Condemns Israel for its Defense Force’s Relentlessly Tight Twitter Game

    May 17, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!! - Terrorism Alert!!

    Who Ya Got: Who’s Got The Tighter Twitter game? RT for the Israel Defense Forces OR Fax for Hamas leader Ismail Haniyyah!

    May 16, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Weekend Alert!!

    8 Things to Stick Into A Woodchipper This Weekend

    May 15, 2021 - By Dave

    Well, you made it! Even though the COVID-19 pandemic means there’s barely anything to do, it’s finally the weekend! And you know what that means… time to let your hair down, loosen your belt, put on a clean pair of underwear and stick things into a woodchipper! Here’s our top-7 things to put in a woodchipper this weekend: 1. A…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!! - Terrorism Alert!!

    Gal Gadot Lodges Complaint Against Noisy Neighbours, Neighbours Fail To Receive Complaint Due to Lack of Phone Reception, Electricity, Un-Airstruck/Bulldozed Telecommunications Infrastructure

    May 14, 2021 - By Dave

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