Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’)
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
Today my friends, I go to KANSAS SHITTY!!
Nothing good in Kansas Shitty, my fiends! Just Jason Sedeikis and Paul Rudd and also Puddle of Mudd is good too. All the rest sucks.
BEST SPORTS
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
Founded: 1960 (Founded as Dallas Texans)
Super Bowls: 7 appearances (1969, 2019, 2022, 2023,1966, 2020, 2024)
5 Super Bowl Championships: (1969, 2019, 2022, 2023)
KANSAS CITY ROYALS
Founded: 1969
World Series appearance: 4 appearances (1980, 1985, 2014, 2015)
World Series Championships: (1985, 2015)
SPORTING KANSAS CITY
SPORTING KANSAS CITY
Founded: 1996
MLS Cup appearances: 4 (2000, 2004, 2013, 2023)
5 Super Bowl Championships: (2000, 2013)
Founded: 1960 (Founded as Dallas Texans)
NWSL Championship appearances: 1 (2021)
NWSL Championships: 0
BEST MUSICIANS: Puddle of Mudd
BEST COMEDIANS: Jason Sudeikis and Paul Rudd
BEST FOOD: Doesn’t matter – Probably something gross
FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (Kansas City Stadium)
16 Jun: Argentina vs Algeria
20 Jun: Ecuador vs Curaçao
25 Jun: Tunisia vs Netherlands
27 Jun: Algeria vs Austria
3 Jul: Round of 32 — 1K vs 3DEIJL
11 Jul: Quarter-final — W95 vs W96
OK MY FIENDS!! LET’S GET THE FUCK OUT OF KANSAS SHITTY… NEXT STOP: MIAMI!!!!
