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Welcome to my daily Eurlo 2020 Wrap. Here’s what happened on Day 16. You’re welcome.
Day 16
Second Round – Monday 28 June
Still Not Over the Break Up And Just Feels Like A Big Loser Team 🇭🇷 3-5 🇪🇸 Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012 (18:00 Parken, Copenhagen)
🇭🇷 Pedri (OG) 20′, 🇪🇸 Sarabia (OG) 38′ 🇪🇸 Azpilicueta 57′, 🇪🇸Torres 77′, 🇭🇷 Oršić 85′, 🇭🇷 Pašalić 90’+2, 🇪🇸 Morata 100′, 🇪🇸 Oyarzabal 103′
Spain score their fifth and final goal of their regular normal hockey game vs Croatia. Not high scoring, not low scoring, just regular.
Blue Team 🇫🇷 3-3 🇨🇭 Boring Ass Red Team (Group A) (Boring Ass Red Team (Group A) win 5-4 on penalties) (21:00, National Stadium, Bucharest)
Although a little on the low scoring side, Switzerland defeated France in their European Hockey World Championship game tonight by means of a penalty shootout.
Day 17’s Upcoming Matches
Tuesday 29 June
7: White Team That Every Time Is Going to Win It All 🏥 x 🇩🇪 White Team (18:00, Wembley Stadium, London)
8: Team Wait Where The Fuck is Zlatan Is Zlatan Not Playing? Fuck 🇸🇪 x 🇺🇦 Yellow Team (21:00, Hampden, Glasgow)