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Category: World Cup Team Profile Alert!!

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | GRENADA: Liming since 1934

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | EGYPT: SCORPIONS SCORPIONS SCORPIONS FUCKING EVERYWHERE

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | UAE: Whipped (Wuh-PSSHHH!)

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | LEBANON: What’s a country gotta do to get a fucking win?

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | JORDAN: Honouring the brave shahids who honourably lost their world cup hopes to the cyan enemy in 2013

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | IRAQ: Invented the wheel, agriculture, medical diagnosis and prescription, mathematics, astronomy, cursive script, the 24-hour day and basically civilization (not to mention reaching a World Cup and winning our continent’s top soccer championship). What’s your crappy country ever done?

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | LIBYA: Where were you on November 15, 2011?

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BAHRAIN: Still beating itself up over its first chat with the Prophet Muhammed 1397 years ago

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | OMAN: Is Mountain Dew not a sports drink?

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | MAURITANIA: If there were a FIFA ranking for nations who’ve only just criminalized slavery they’d be 1st

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS IFROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

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