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Category: Soccer!
Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | ESWATINI: Yep, THAT Eswatini that lost to Djibouti in 2019Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | ESWATINI: Yep, THAT Eswatini that lost to Djibouti in 2019
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | CHAD: DOUCHE.Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | CHAD: DOUCHE.
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | LESOTHO: The highest of the lowsQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | LESOTHO: The highest of the lows
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | RUSSIA: BoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | RUSSIA: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | BOTSWANA: Someone get these goddamn elephants out of the way, Botswana’s tryin’ to play soccer hereQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | BOTSWANA: Someone get these goddamn elephants out of the way, Botswana’s tryin’ to play soccer here
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | SÃO TOMÉ AND PRINCÍPE: What’s your fucking problem, São Tomé and Princípe? Too fucking cool for Africa, are ya?Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | SÃO TOMÉ AND PRINCÍPE: What’s your fucking problem, São Tomé and Princípe? Too fucking cool for Africa, are ya?
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | SEYCHELLES: Avast ye, matey! These squiffy buccaneers be bringing a spring upon her cable and plundering treasure and vast riches!Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | SEYCHELLES: Avast ye, matey! These squiffy buccaneers be bringing a spring upon her cable and plundering treasure and vast riches!
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | ERITREA: Everything GOOD AND EVERYTHING GREAT in ERITREA. National Football Team GOOD. ZERO players ABSCONDING and SEEKING ASYLUM everytime we play abroad. Forced, indefinite military service NOT A THING. Ditto SYSTEMATIC TORTURE. CARRY ON! በቲ መንግስቲ ዘይኰነ መራኸቢ ብዙሓን ብዛዕባ እዚ ርእይቶ እንተ ሂቡካ ደምካ ኣብ ሬሳ እቶም ሓጥኣን ደቅኻ ይፈስስQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | ERITREA: Everything GOOD AND EVERYTHING GREAT in ERITREA. National Football Team GOOD. ZERO players ABSCONDING and SEEKING ASYLUM everytime we play abroad. Forced, indefinite military service NOT A THING. Ditto SYSTEMATIC TORTURE. CARRY ON! በቲ መንግስቲ ዘይኰነ መራኸቢ ብዙሓን ብዛዕባ እዚ ርእይቶ እንተ ሂቡካ ደምካ ኣብ ሬሳ እቶም ሓጥኣን ደቅኻ ይፈስስ
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SOLOMON ISLANDS: If you can build a canoe, you’re eligible for the teamQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SOLOMON ISLANDS: If you can build a canoe, you’re eligible for the team
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | COOK ISLANDS: Gone from bad to Not RankedQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | COOK ISLANDS: Gone from bad to Not Ranked
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | CANADA: Sorry about the last 36 years, so sorryQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | CANADA: Sorry about the last 36 years, so sorry
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | JAMAICA: Jamaican me think you’re never gonna qualify for a World Cup ever againQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | JAMAICA: Jamaican me think you’re never gonna qualify for a World Cup ever again
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | AZERBAIJAN: The Land of Dumpster FireQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | AZERBAIJAN: The Land of Dumpster Fire
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | VENEZUELA: Stuck doing stupid soccer because it got cut from the baseball teamQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | VENEZUELA: Stuck doing stupid soccer because it got cut from the baseball team
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ARGENTINA: Birthplace of two of the world’s soccer playersQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ARGENTINA: Birthplace of two of the world’s soccer players
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BRAZIL: Sixteen-Time World Cup LosersQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BRAZIL: Sixteen-Time World Cup Losers
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | PERU: It’s all my fault, everything’s my fault, I’m such an idiot god I’m an idiot WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT (by Christian Cueva)Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | PERU: It’s all my fault, everything’s my fault, I’m such an idiot god I’m an idiot WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT (by Christian Cueva)
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ECUADOR: Neither here, nor thereQlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ECUADOR: Neither here, nor there
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC: {{{LIES}}} DON’T listen to the FAKE NEWS reported by Girl in ‘”Central African Republic” video, Central African Republic is NOT the least of ALL African teams!! (LIES!!!)Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC: {{{LIES}}} DON’T listen to the FAKE NEWS reported by Girl in ‘”Central African Republic” video, Central African Republic is NOT the least of ALL African teams!! (LIES!!!)
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