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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ANGUILLA: Hey San Marino, how’s it feel to be ranked 210th and officially be the world’s worst team ya stupid losers haha! *ATTN: San Marino, please ignore if the FIFA rankings have been updated and now we’re last, okay? Don’t kick us when we’re down. Be cool San Marino alright.

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Nigeria's football pitch have a patch in the middle where oil companies typically illegally destroy excess gas by illegal flaring

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | NIGERIA: Pretty jerseys, horrifying everything else

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SAUDI ARABIA: Men, lock up your wives (because the national team coach will steal them when you die)

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | SYRIA: Just didn’t worship hard enough in 2018 Qualifying

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | NORTH MACEDONIA: Glory Be to Him, Our Salvation, The Almighty Goran Pandev (Glory Be)

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BELIZE – No Adequate Training Facilities, No Resources, No Hope

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SLOVAKIA: All citizens required to either be Marek Hamsik or, at the very least, have Marek Hamsik hairstyle

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SLOVENIA: Affectionately known as [blank]

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | USA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup | Profile | MACAU: Chasing its losses since 1939

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