This Makes Complete Sense: Instead of Singing The Word “California” Every Time It’s In A Song, You Can Sing The Word “Barcelona” And It’s Totally Fine

If you’re concerned that there’s exactly 813,004 songs about California but not that many about Barcelona, well you’re going to … More

WOW, FINALLY: US Supreme Court To Permanently Replace All Human Jurors with Dogs and Children

WASHINGTON, D.C.– Finally! This is something we’ve wanted for ages! Succumbing to public pressure and commonly-held beliefs that dogs and … More

Oooh, 6 Superbowls, 4 Superbowl MVPs… Big Fucking Deal. It took travelling over 400 kilometres in Spain, to 3 cities … More

Aaaah, forms… History’s nasty blank page of various quantities of ink and spaces with nothing in them. Forms are the … More

Ahhhh Spain, land of vibrant culture, rich tastes and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity … More

CUNIT, SPAIN–Proving once and for all that dogs are indeed as intelligent as humans, local Spanish dog Chunky instigated a … More

MY SAY By Dave Martin CATALUNYA, SPAIN: Seriously Spain, what the fuck. Everyone knows that moving to … More

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Despite concerns that having to learn not one, but two new languages would lead to a deterioration of his … More

Thinking of moving country? Or even just time for a holiday? Well, if you’re thinking about the differences between where … More

Hey Why You Do It, I’m Chris Martin. I’m a musician and this is the first time I’ve done this… So, go … More