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4 Great Grey Slug Couples You May Or May Not Know Are Together in 2021

Great grey slugs may only mate once or twice in their whole lives. And because they can fertilise their own … More

Here Are 6 Stupid Photos of Dumb Intersections From Around The World Because Travel is a Stupid Thing That You Only Do If You Want To Be An Idiot

For over a year now, across the globe, international travel has been all but ruled out. But who needs it … More

This Weekend’s 4 Best World Cup European Qualifying Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The Pitch

It’s just over 14,442 hours until kick off at the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022, and this week has seen the beginning … More

Fucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of it and other stuff in Russia too cos yeah girl, get it, you know? Whatever lol Heyyooo

Amid Claims by Local Historical Revisionists that Shakespeare, Leonardo Da Vinci and Christopher Columbus Were In Fact From Catalonia, Who or What Else Was Actually Catalan?

Since its founding fifteen years ago, Catalonian separatist historical revisionist foundation New History Institute (INH) has not pulled any punches in its attempts to … More

I don’t have any kids but would you mind if I showed you a few photos of the 37 piranhas and over 400 crows I own instead?

I am childless, so I don’t have any adorable pictures of my kids to share with you. But I do … More

QUIZ: You’re Old! Can You Avoid Getting The Coronavirus and Carry On Living Your Sweet as Fuck Rockstar Life?

¡Mucho Gusto! The Tastes of Spain – Wine Review: The €1.39 Sangria You Can Get From The Shitty Little Supermarket Down The Street In My Fucked Up Gross Neighbourhood

Ahhhh Spain…. A land of vibrant culture, rich tastes, and loud and occasionally annoying as fuck noises. It’s a country … More

Local Dumbass Dog Doesn’t Even Realise It’s His Birthday

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Although his human owner and his girlfriend have been anticipating this day for a week or so now, local … More

Fuckin’ Get Into It, Cunt #2: Before The Tajikistani Football League Kicks Off Tomorrow, You’ve Just Got To Check Out These Pictures

Due to the spread of Coronavirus, if you’re a sports fan you may be feeling a large soccer ball/baseball bat/basketball … More

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