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  • Coronavirus! - Fuckin' Get Into It - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports!

    Fuckin’ Get Into It, Ya Cunt: Before Round 2 Kicks Off Tomorrow, Here Are 19 of the Greatest Moments in the History of Europe’s Only Remaining Active Football League–Belarus’ Vysheyshaya Liga–That You’ve Just Got To Know About

    March 28, 2020 - By Dave

    * Publisher’s note: Following publication, we have realised that Round 2 of the Belarusian Vysheyshaya Liga actually kicked off last night with FC Energetik BGU Minsk’s 1-0 victory over Rhu Brest and Torpedo Zhodino’s 1-0 defeat of Belshyna Babruisk. We are deeply sorry for this error and would like to sincerely apologise to you, valued reader. Belarus is Europe’s last dictatorship. Hilarious, right?!…

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  • Coronavirus! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Terrorism Alert!!

    Turn That Frown Upside Down: These 8 Adorable Pictures of the 9/11 World Trade Center Terrorist Attacks Are Sure To Brighten Your Day

    March 21, 2020 - By Dave

    In the midst of everything that’s going on right now, it can be hard to find much to smile about. But don’t worry because we’ve got you covered. Here are 8 adorable pics of the September 11 attacks that are sure to bring a smile to your dial! 1. This is too cute. 2. Nawwwww.   3. These sweetie pies. …

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  • Coronavirus! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - WHERE WERE YOU WHEN?

    WHERE WERE YOU WHEN: Coronavirus?

    March 13, 2020 - By Dave

    The Moon Landing, the day John Lennon died, September 11th…there are days in history that will never be forgotten; days that if you were alive to see them, you’ll always remember where you were the moment you heard. And where were you when Coronavirus? We asked 5 people for their stories…   Sally Howell • Traffic enthusiast     What…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - Love Alert!! - News alert!!

    Love Is In The Air: How Are Your Favourite Terrorist Organisations Celebrating Valentine’s Day?

    February 15, 2020 - By Dave

    You may be taking your sweetheart to the place you met for a romantic, candlelit dinner (I know I sure am!) but what about all your favourite terrorist groups… How are they celebrating this most romantic day of them all? Are they just hopeless romantics like the rest of us? We sure think so! 1. Isis It’s important to share…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - On Barcelona - On Spain

    Local Spanish Immigrant Man Dave Martin Not Sure If This Phrase Translates Well Into Spanish But Concludes Will Be Necessary To Learn While Living In El Raval, Barcelona’s Shittiest, Grossest, Most Fucked Up Area

    February 8, 2020 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Israel - News alert!!

    Palestinian Terrorist On Way To Complete Car Ramming, Drive-by Shooting And Then Being Shot Dead By Police In Tel Aviv Having Second Thoughts, Panic Attack Because Of How United Nations Committee for Elimination of Racial Discrimination (CERD) May Posthumously Judge Him

    February 7, 2020 - By Dave

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  • Animal Alert! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    This Ant Was Twice Ant Of The Year, But Does This Ant Deserve A Place In The Ant Hall Of Fame?

    January 24, 2020 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports!

    Good Thinking: Group of Sports Fans Leave Arena at 6-Second Mark of 100m Sprint to Beat The Traffic

    November 21, 2019 - By Dave

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  • Basketball Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports! - Whypotheticals

    Whypothetical: What If? The Greatest 90’s NBA Stars To Never Win a Stanley Cup

    October 20, 2019 - By Dave

    The 90s were packed full of NBA greats that, had they played in any other era (and a pesky fellow by the name of Michael “The Chicago Mailman” Jordan hadn’t been around), would’ve had a trophy cabinet full of NHL championships. But alas, that wasn’t the case. Here are the top 5 NBA stars from the 90s to never win the Stanley Cup.   1. Charles Barkley…

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  • Basketball Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Sports - Whypotheticals

    Whypothetical – What If?… Would Michael Jordan Have Been The Greatest of All Time If He Had Constantly Had a Swarm Of Bees Following Him Everywhere?

    October 5, 2019 - By Dave

    When it all comes down to it, and no matter which new contenders to the throne come along (Kobe, Lebron, Kawhi etc.), Michael Jordan is still considered the greatest basketball player ever. 6 trips to the NBA Finals for 6 championships, the same number of NBA Finals MVPs, 5 regular season MVPs, 10 scoring titles and countless NBA records. But despite…

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