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An Open Letter From Albert Camus To Freddie Mercury: “Thanks For Making A Musical Version Of The Outsider With Bohemian Rhapsody, But Dude, Have You Actually Even Read It? Because You Totally Screwed Up Its Timeline.”An Open Letter From Albert Camus To Freddie Mercury: “Thanks For Making A Musical Version Of The Outsider With Bohemian Rhapsody, But Dude, Have You Actually Even Read It? Because You Totally Screwed Up Its Timeline.”
By Albert Camus Hey Freddie Mercury, You know what, fuck you. Bohemian Rhapsody is fucking cool and all, but your attempt at making a musical version of my book The Outsider is
Area Man Eliminated from Life After 110-77 Blowout Loss to Pancreatic CancerArea Man Eliminated from Life After 110-77 Blowout Loss to Pancreatic Cancer
CHULA VISTA, CA–Area Man, Tarek Shearer, 41, has suffered a disappointing loss in the middle stages of his life, losing 110-77 to Pancreatic Cancer. The disease’s comprehensive victory was lead by 33
Running Out The Clock: 11 Things to Do While You Wait to DieRunning Out The Clock: 11 Things to Do While You Wait to Die
Getting conceived as a result of your mother and father making the naked sex into each other, and then being pushed through your mum’s cervix and eventually expelled out her vagina
Exciting: After Everybody on Earth Quits Smoking, Nicotine Replacement Brand Nicorette Releases New Range of Cigarettes and Other Nicotine Re-introduction ProductsExciting: After Everybody on Earth Quits Smoking, Nicotine Replacement Brand Nicorette Releases New Range of Cigarettes and Other Nicotine Re-introduction Products
After it was confirmed earlier this week that everybody on planet earth had quit smoking, CEO of Nicorette’s ownership company GlaxoSmithKline, Emma Walmsley announced Friday that the company is releasing
Heartwarming: “Israel” “President” “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “Says” “His” “Country” “Wants” “Peace” “Between” “His” “People” “And” “Palestine” “But” “Don’t” “Try” “Us”Heartwarming: “Israel” “President” “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “Says” “His” “Country” “Wants” “Peace” “Between” “His” “People” “And” “Palestine” “But” “Don’t” “Try” “Us”
“JERUSALEM,” “ISRAEL”– “President” “of” “Israel”, “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “declared” “that” “his” “country” “is” “receptive” “to” “the” “idea” “of” “peace” “between” “Israel” “and” “Palestinians”. “The” “news” “comes” “after” “Netanyahu” “and” “his” “cabinet”
Not Surprising: Study Confirms Everything Bad Only Happens To YouNot Surprising: Study Confirms Everything Bad Only Happens To You
Get ready to hear something you already know, because scientists have proved that all bad things that ever happen only happen to you. According to a new study published in American Journal
2 Local Women Both In Midst of Fulfilling, Satisfying, Passionate Relationship With Same Man Vie to Not Be The One He Marries2 Local Women Both In Midst of Fulfilling, Satisfying, Passionate Relationship With Same Man Vie to Not Be The One He Marries
In local news, two women both involved in a satisfying relationship with local man, Sam Harris, 44 are both doing their upmost to not be the one he chooses to
WHAT A JOKE: 6 Things Bohemian Rhapsody Got Completely Wrong About The TerminatorWHAT A JOKE: 6 Things Bohemian Rhapsody Got Completely Wrong About The Terminator
1. The Terminator was not on stage during Queen’s performance in São Paulo on 1981’s Game Tour In this scene, where Queen perform in front of 131,000 people in São Paulo, you
TROUBLING: 6 Signs Your Grandma May Have Recently Become A TerroristTROUBLING: 6 Signs Your Grandma May Have Recently Become A Terrorist
1. Down the end of the table where your grandma always sits at the weekly Sunday family lunch, there’s a lot more wires, highly-combustible material and books on volatile chemistry than
BUSTED: The 5 Telltale Signs That Your Partner Is Currently Having Sex With YouBUSTED: The 5 Telltale Signs That Your Partner Is Currently Having Sex With You
Relationships are hard work, and sometimes you need to be equal part Don Juan, equal part Aphrodite, equal part Robert Downey Jr. in that period of his career from 1995-1999 and
SIZZLING: The Top-5 HOTTEST Ways to Stand This SummerSIZZLING: The Top-5 HOTTEST Ways to Stand This Summer
If you’re single and ready to mingle, then this summer, you’re going to need to know all the HOT-HOT-HOTTEST trends in having or maintaining an upright position, supported by one’s feet. SMOKIN’!
Uh-Oh: Is Being Alive Killing You? – New Study Links Life, Living, Being Alive to Increased Risk of DeathUh-Oh: Is Being Alive Killing You? – New Study Links Life, Living, Being Alive to Increased Risk of Death
In a new study conducted by University of Wisconsin-Madison, researchers have discovered evidence that a major cause of death is the act of being alive. The study, funded in part by
Good to Know: 11 Animals That Won’t Be Admitted if You Rush Them In Your Car To Your Local Animal Emergency HospitalGood to Know: 11 Animals That Won’t Be Admitted if You Rush Them In Your Car To Your Local Animal Emergency Hospital
If you happen to come across a hurt or injured animal on the side of the road, or near your house, or just on your twice-weekly midnight wander into the woods
Great White Shark That Murdered Man In Australia’s Whitsundays On Monday Hoping To Have Charge Reduced To Manslaughter In Queensland’s Supreme Court.Great White Shark That Murdered Man In Australia’s Whitsundays On Monday Hoping To Have Charge Reduced To Manslaughter In Queensland’s Supreme Court.
The shark which purposely killed a man in Queensland’s Whitsunday Islands earlier this week is desperately attempting to have his charge of first-degree murder thrown out of the supreme court
