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  • Internet Explosion!! - On death

    Family mourns man who met partner exactly when he was perfectly ready, got and lost his job when perfectly ready, partner left him when perfectly ready and ultimately died exact moment he was ready

    January 14, 2019 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    7-Year-Old In That Zone Where Disjointed Ramblings And Unpredictable Behaviour About To Crossover From Impossibly Adorable to Suddenly Super Fucking Mega Annoying (And Parents About To Go From ‘Ahh The Miracle Of Childbirth! How Happy We Are To Be A New Family!’ To ‘Oh Vengeful One Above, Why Hast Thou Smoten Us and With Looking After This Human Trashbag Of Sewerage?’

    January 13, 2019 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Art

    My Say: What Do You Mean ‘Why Is The Mona Lisa Famous?’ Because It’s Famous For Being Famous For Being Famous. Idiot. Fuck You. (By Marshall McWilliamson)

    January 12, 2019 - By Some Guy

    My Say  By Marshall McWilliamson       Geez you piss me off sometimes. What do you mean by ‘Why is the Mona Lisa so famous?’ Goddamn you’re an idiot with a punctured brain and a stupid body. It’s famous not only because it’s famous, but also because it’s famous for being famous for being famous. You shit-for-brains asshole. Have…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Type Anything At Me

    I am Dan Reynolds of Imagine Dragons, Type Anything At Me!

    January 11, 2019 - By Some Guy

    Hey Why You Do It, I’m Dan Reynolds, I’m a musician and okay, shit, here we go.. Type Anything at me ***This is a mediated chat. See the rules for more info*** —————  Steveotheradone: ioqhrwo124u09138921490120-4-124124oiho3iu939’poj41ior3knlnkr3knlr2        ActuallyDanReynolds: ?       ***  KaitlinWelsh7118: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - My Say - News alert!!

    My Say: Oh Man, I Just Knew Today Was Going To Be Shitty As Soon As I Went Downstairs To The Basement First Thing This Morning And Found My Dad Sitting Ominously On A Couch Next To A Bloody, Lifeless Mountain Gorilla He Had Presumably Just Murdered (by Edwin Murray)

    January 10, 2019 - By Some Guy

    My Say By Edwin Murray God damn it. This morning I woke up at my usual time of 7:15am and as I do every morning, headed downstairs to grab my work clothes from the laundry and get ready to go to work. And I don’t mind my job and actually kind of like going to work, but pretty quickly this…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Self

    Confirmed: Study Finds You Only Weird Person In World

    January 9, 2019 - By Dave

    SAN DIEGO, CA–Concluding their study into your life from the day you were born, behavioural scientists from San Diego State University have confirmed your belief that not only are you weird, but in fact you are the only weird person in the world. The researchers found that out of Earth’s 7 billion citizens, you are the one and only person…

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  • DATING ALERT!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    Love is in the Air: New Dating App Hurry The Fuck Up Launches, Designed Specifically For Singles Too Busy To Use A Dating App

    January 8, 2019 - By Dave

    Listen up all you go-getting singles, because this is going to be music to your ears! Created specifically for those young singles who are just too busy to not only meet new people, but also too busy to even use a dating app, new dating app Hurry The Fuck Up promises to finally satisfy what singles want most–sex right now…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Marriage Alert! - News alert!!

    Do You Have What It Takes To Be In A Mediocre, Mundane and Unsatisfying Relationship That Drags On For Five Years Too Long Because You’re Terrified Of Being Alone? Take The Quiz And Find Out!

    January 6, 2019 - By Dave

    Let’s face it, staying in a mediocre, uninteresting and mundane relationship isn’t easy. It takes a terrifying fear of being alone, a paralysing dread of being single again, a generous sprinkling of self-loathing as well as a good amount of disrespect and disgust of your partner. Think you’ve got all that, hotshot? Well, take the quiz and find out!  

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  • Animal Alert! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    Biologists Confirm Prior To Evolution Of First Domestic Cat, Dog’s Arch Nemesis Was Baby Leatherback Sea Turtle

    January 6, 2019 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    Local Man Completes 625th Page Of His First Ever Tolstoy Book And He Can Conclude: ‘People Right. Tolstoy Long. But Tolstoy Good. Tolstoy Long, But Tolstoy Good. Tolstoy Long. And Tolstoy Good.’

    January 5, 2019 - By Dave

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